What a farce this is turning into.
I messaged the seller saying they had sent the wrong item. They asked for photos, which I sent. They then asked for more photos, no idea why, sent them.
Then they asked if I had received a wooden pole cover!
I told them no, and would they please either send me the correct item, or issue a refund.
They responded offering me a partial refund of £3 (head cover was £9) and I could keep the shin pads! I'm convinced they are either playing for time, hoping I'll give up, or are just taking the proverbial ...
Put in a claim via eBay. He’s just taking the pee.