Random Irritations

[Tashyboy]

I'm luckier than you think.
I don't have any inlaws

Bloody show off
I can lend you one if your lonely.
Think of it as me doing a service for the GM community.

 

[IanM]

Calmac Ferries.

Told me last month that the Ardrossan- Cambletown timetable will be published on 19th Dec.

Now the official position is that thst can't yet confirm if the service will operate this year. But they'll do so in "due course."

Ok, I don't know the full story. But guess what? In the interim people are booking alternatives to accommodate the drive round rather than use the ferry. Then they'll find lower demand for their business. Then the route is suspended due to insufficient usage.

 

[AmandaJR]

My Mum cut them out and put them on the fridge in order.
When she’d watched it she removed the clip.

Ingenious!

 

[Beezerk]

I am officially the worlds worst Christmas present wrapper upper

 

[srixon 1]

Oh no you’re not

 

[Arthur Wedge]

I am officially the worlds worst Christmas present wrapper upper

Sorry but I’ll win that all day long

I’m just one step up from using tin foil

 

[Golfmmad]

Sorry but I’ll win that all day long

I’m just one step up from using tin foil

My daughters mother in law uses brown paper for all presents, Xmas and birthdays.
But she is an eco warrior and a vegan!

 

[PJ87]

My daughters mother in law uses brown paper for all presents, Xmas and birthdays.
But she is an eco warrior and a vegan!

Trainee at work swears by it. Says she got a massive roll for like £10 and will last her years. Also reckons you can get your kids to draw on it to make it personal

 

[Tashyboy]

I am officially the worlds worst Christmas present wrapper upper

Like a nearest the par three, am gonna ask for a measure.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I think we need a wrap off .

At least by being rubbish the person receiving knows that we have genuinely wrapped them ourselves. If they looked slick, would they know it's us or a highly trained John Lewis operative?

 

[Tashyboy]

So emmerdale has just finished. Now am watching a 100 carols rammel thing. Me Dom Papa rum is finished and am googling for an off licence that is open tomorrow coz she has finished the white wine off.

To top it off BIL has started taking the mickey.

 

[Bunkermagnet]

I am officially the worlds worst Christmas present wrapper upper

No you're not.....possibly the second worst

 

[Tashyboy]

No you're not.....possibly the second worst

Cellotape is designed by the people who invented sprouts.
It’s rammel.
Pressies in carrier bags are the future.

 

[clubchamp98]

Cellotape is designed by the people who invented sprouts.
It’s rammel.
Pressies in carrier bags are the future.

Aldi or Asda?

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Cellotape is designed by the people who invented sprouts.
It’s rammel.
Pressies in carrier bags are the future.

No, clear parcel tape.

 

[Tashyboy]

Aldi or Asda?

As long as it’s a bag for life life it don’t matter. You will get it back next year with a rammel pair of white Donnay calf length socks in it for golf..

 

[Tashyboy]

No, clear parcel tape.

How do you know which side is sticky, asking for missis T.

 

[Billysboots]

Sorry but I’ll win that all day long

I’m just one step up from using tin foil

There’s a good reason I used to buy everyone CD’s or books when I was a single fella in the early 90’s. Only things I could wrap.

If my Christmas presents now were viewed by security at an airport they’d be carrying out controlled explosions on them.

Merry Christmas, Phil!

 

[Bunkermagnet]

How do you know which side is sticky, asking for missis T.

And they let you drive and play on a golf course?

 

[Captainron]

Calmac Ferries.

Told me last month that the Ardrossan- Cambletown timetable will be published on 19th Dec.

Now the official position is that thst can't yet confirm if the service will operate this year. But they'll do so in "due course."

Ok, I don't know the full story. But guess what? In the interim people are booking alternatives to accommodate the drive round rather than use the ferry. Then they'll find lower demand for their business. Then the route is suspended due to insufficient usage.

Just drive round. It’s like 3 hours more. That’s nothing