Random Irritations

[Sid Rixon IV]

Terror twin decided last night not to go to bed

So the elf left a note this morning

After her emergency meeting with Santa she is instructed to return to the north pole if any more of this behaviour happens before Xmas and all surprises will be cancelled

I'm proud of how my youngest took it ..

"it's not fair on us. I'm always good
Please listen and stay in your bed"

Yes ! You have a go at her lol

Just read this out to my wife, and mother of two, in their 40's, with three grandchildren 7/9/10.
We laughed aloud!
The stuff we made up to sort ours out!

 

[PJ87]

Just read this out to my wife, and mother of two, in their 40's, with three grandchildren 7/9/10.
We laughed aloud!
The stuff we made up to sort ours out!

My wife filled me in the full reaction with their voice impressions

Her twin was not impressed

No it's not good. I'm always good. I can be cheeky but not naughty, you need to behave yourself

Go on little lady standing up to her lol

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

My wife filled me in the full reaction with their voice impressions

Her twin was not impressed

No it's not good. I'm always good. I can be cheeky but not naughty, you need to behave yourself

Go on little lady standing up to her lol

Love it

 

[Tashyboy]

I have turned my car radio off for a week.
Christmas songs are irritating.

Certainly when Amanda Holden on Heart started playing them in November

 

[Orikoru]

Guinness is the answer.
I never feel rough if I stick to Guinness.
Staropramen on the other hand

In fairness I started the work bash on Guinness but the place we had lunch didn't have it! Had to have lager with my meal, and by the time we went to the next pub I was onto the rum and cokes.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

In fairness I started the work bash on Guinness but the place we had lunch didn't have it! Had to have lager with my meal, and by the time we went to the next pub I was onto the rum and cokes.

First engineer on the Oblivion Express!

 

[Crazyface]

The answer: my wife.
She thinks nothing of sitting hours on a foam pad - driveway and large patio - scraping the gaps She finds it therapeutic. Then I follow up with an 8L manual spray pump of 6/2 water/thick bleach, followed by wife with stiff sweeping brush going like a curling gold medallist!
Simples!

When can she pop round to do mine next year?

 

[Crazyface]

Random leak coming through kitchen ceiling from bathroom above after showering. No obvious signs when I check. Another big bill coming in new year. Brilliant.

 

[PJ87]

Random leak coming through kitchen ceiling from bathroom above after showering. No obvious signs when I check. Another big bill coming in new year. Brilliant.

Check the sealant , ours was that. Cost £90 for them to replace the shower sealant and tbh turned out it was around the plugs were missed so once he did that was done