Random Irritations

NearHull

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Went to Sheffield IKEA about six years ago ( only visit to an IKEA in 20 odd years). There was a printed map of the store on line showing all possible short cuts. Went in with my wife, using the map we cut through straight to the item, then straight to check out, back in the car in 20 mins. She was not amused.
 

Voyager EMH

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All those strange names for the products in IKEA.
It is so tedious walking round that my mind wanders in all sorts of directions.

I like to stroll round with Mrs V and make up stories.

There is a clear plastic mat or floor protector called a Kolon.
"Oh, I'm going to take my Kolon out and hose it down."

And there is something called a Rimforsa.
Unfortunately, I can not type that story here. Make up your own.
 

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Tradesmen (or women in this case!) supposed to be here at 8. I tried texting and calling at 8.30, no response.

Just called me now…oh sorry, I’m running a bit late. Will be with you in half hour! 😡
 

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Easy to sneak through the tills with self service now days just head to the warehouse
That's OK if what you want is a flatpack. Doesn't work if you're after general household bits & bobs.

Luckily the IKEA down here in Exeter isn't too bad.
Nothing like the Hell on Earth that is Brent Cross. I reckon Dignitas could do some business setting up a stand at the exit.
 
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