Random Irritations

[Imurg]

My wife once pointed out to me that there’s nothing more painful than childbirth. She’s clearly never got up in the middle of the night for a wee and stepped on a 3-pronged plug when getting out of bed.

I thought clipping your ankle with a putter was quite high up the list....

 

[Blue in Munich]

My wife once pointed out to me that there’s nothing more painful than childbirth. She’s clearly never got up in the middle of the night for a wee and stepped on a 3-pronged plug when getting out of bed.

And yet after the first one, they'll frequently say that they would like another child. I've never heard a bloke ask for another kick in the gonads.

(Shamelessly stolen & cleaned up from the Bin Yin.)

 

[srixon 1]

Me too, when I had my first hip replaced.

I might resort to crying on Monday!

The guy that took mine out, after deflating the ball said “Count to five”. I got to three and he yanked it out. ?

 

[PhilTheFragger]

The guy that took mine out, after deflating the ball said “Count to five”. I got to three and he yanked it out. ?

The real sadistic ones yank it out on “one”

 

[Golfmmad]

I m certainly not your size Billy but went for a walk this morning and the blooming this kept slipping down and, yes, tugs at a delicate point, is a good description.

I'm certainly getting better each day (day 5 ) thanks. Cheers for your interest

I've received a lot of support on here and am grateful to everyone for that, but, hope that every man on here makes himself aware of prostate cancer symptoms and acts at any sign of a problem. I had NHS cancer Pathway care for 4 years before there was a need to operate, the care has been fantastic, please don't be one of the thousands of men who succumb to this disease every year because they don't report the symptoms.

Glad you're recovering well Chris but don't rush back too soon. Plenty of time coming up with the better weather on the horizon! ?

 

[chrisd]

Glad you're recovering well Chris but don't rush back too soon. Plenty of time coming up with the better weather on the horizon! ?

Cheers Chris. I'm pleased that our vets committee have extended the two finals that my mate and I have qualified for, by a month, which is great news.

 

[chrisd]

That’s nothing, i once had a paper cut

There's always someone worse off than you are ........ Dando, please get better soon !

 

[Pathetic Shark]

The dachshund on the Vitality advert that plays constantly during Sky's golf coverage. I don't care that Number 12's drive is that big. In fact, I'm likely to tie you to it, tarmac it and then go over it with a steam-roller.

 

[Pathetic Shark]

And another one - that white veneer smiling reality show nob who tells us all that someone's cinched it for their car. He can go under the steam roller on the driveway too.

 

[Imurg]

And another one - that white veneer smiling reality show nob who tells us all that someone's cinched it for their car. He can go under the steam roller on the driveway too.

There could be a large queue....do you work weekends?

 

[Pathetic Shark]

There could be a large queue....do you work weekends?

I've been known to drive most Saturdays and Sundays.

 

[cliveb]

Finally got notification of our new gas and electric prices. Ouch.

Yep. Just got an email from Bulb with the new prices. I can understand the unit rates going up, but why has the electricity standing charge gone from 25.6p to 51.6p? That doesn't make any sense to me.

 

[spongebob59]

Idiots round here panic buying fuel again, t**ts

 

[PJ87]

Yep. Just got an email from Bulb with the new prices. I can understand the unit rates going up, but why has the electricity standing charge gone from 25.6p to 51.6p? That doesn't make any sense to me.

Because they know with higher prices people will be forced to try and reduce their usage where possible

However can't do a thing about the standing charge so makes sure some money is coming into their companies

 

[Beezerk]

Finally got notification of our new gas and electric prices. Ouch.

Proper irritation.
I’m not looking forward to ours, I dread to think how it may impact some families who are on the breadline. Going to be a very hard year or two for some.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Idiots round here panic buying fuel again, t**ts

HID went out early (7.00am) as we were worried but not a problem around here

 

[Bunkermagnet]

My wife once pointed out to me that there’s nothing more painful than childbirth. She’s clearly never got up in the middle of the night for a wee and stepped on a 3-pronged plug when getting out of bed.

Does having a vasectomy and the local anethsetic hasn't worked come close?

 

[AmandaJR]

No sign of panic buying or inflated fuel prices in these parts (yet)! Can't say the same for heating oil companies who are clearly profiteering fast!

 

[chrisd]

My wife once pointed out to me that there’s nothing more painful than childbirth. She’s clearly never got up in the middle of the night for a wee and stepped on a 3-pronged plug when getting out of bed.

A piece of Lego hurts more!

 

[Lord Tyrion]

No sign of panic buying or inflated fuel prices in these parts (yet)! Can't say the same for heating oil companies who are clearly profiteering fast!

We paid 63p a litre at work this week. Don't know how that compares?