Random Irritations

[Deleted member 15344]

Add to that turning lights off in empty rooms. ?

Think it’s great how the daughter has caught that habit from the wife ?

 

[Slime]

Radiators on downstairs, windows open upstairs!
Why does she do that?

 

[Slime]

Being a Man City supporter for a couple of hours on a Saturday afternoon, but I have no choice!

Come on the Ci ............................ no, I just can't go that far!

 

[fundy]

Being a Man City supporter for a couple of hours on a Saturday afternoon, but I have no choice!

Come on the Ci ............................ no, I just can't go that far!

its the Squirrel I worry about

 

[fundy]

Looks like Mrs F is getting broody again

Got her eye on a grey whippet

 

[Billysboots]

Radiators on downstairs, windows open upstairs!
Why does she do that?

That’s on a par with Mrs BB recording programs in SD rather than HD, claiming there’s no difference.

Should have gone to Specsavers.

?

 

[Deleted member 15344]

That’s on a par with Mrs BB recording programs in SD rather than HD, claiming there’s no difference.

Should have gone to Specsavers.

?

It sounds like we are all married to the same woman ?

 

[SteveW86]

It sounds like we are all married to the same woman ?

So that’s where she goes…

 

[Slime]

Being a Man City supporter for a couple of hours on a Saturday afternoon, but I have no choice!

Come on the Ci ............................ no, I just can't go that far!

Turns out it's not that different from being a Man Utd supporter.

 

[GG26]

That’s on a par with Mrs BB recording programs in SD rather than HD, claiming there’s no difference.

Should have gone to Specsavers.

?

Yes, same here too. She’s also managed in the past to record the same series on HD and SD.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

My garden appears to be missing two times faux hanging buxom balls.

That must have improved it a bit,,,,

 

[RichA]

When footballers do a knee slide to celebrate a goal.
I've torn both knee menisci playing sport, so I'm a little sensitive to it. Every time they do it, I get one of those shudders rising up from my stomach that almost makes me want to throw up.
I'm watching MotD and it's about most the popular celebration. ??

 

[Blue in Munich]

Yes, same here too. She’s also managed in the past to record the same series on HD and SD.

Whilst at the same time complaining about the lack of space on the planner; or is that just Mrs BiM?

 

[Billysboots]

When footballers do a knee slide to celebrate a goal.
I've torn both knee menisci playing sport, so I'm a little sensitive to it. Every time they do it, I get one of those shudders rising up from my stomach that almost makes me want to throw up.
I'm watching MotD and it's about most the popular celebration. ??

I did read that Olé Solskjaer had a long standing knee injury which was either caused or aggravated by his celebration after he scored the Fergie time winner in the 1999 Champion’s League final. Not sure if it’s true or not.

 

[Deleted member 17920]

Bored of wind and rain now.

Wasted weekend ?

 

[Crazyface]

Popping into a golf course to spend our winnings from last years comp and finding one of the xxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx (you can add in what ever you deem fit) people that cleaned up in countless comps last year spending her winnings. A brand new set of clubs costing, my best guess mentally totting up the vouchers used and cash added, about SIX HUNDRED NOTES. We hung about at the back of the shop as the person spouted the same carp to the two blokes in the shop about how she had "only started playing last year" bull smelly carp and I got more and more wound up. The wife tried to keep me calm. Then as she, we thought, went to leave and we moved toward the counter she walked past us and then hung around until we said who we were to the two lads to confirm our winnings, she then immediately left. BOOM! I exploded and left the two lads in no uncertainty as to what those golfers had been up to last year. They were a tad startled as first, well they would be as they didn't know, but the realisation that I was telling the truth hit them, she had handed over three winning vouchers to the tune of FOUR HUNDRED NOTES, from a person who started playing golf only last year. We left as the one of the lads joked, "well we'll see you in August as you compete for second place" Oh how we laughed.
What are the chances of them being there at the same time as us?????

 

[Crazyface]

Oh and bonkers betting results on Saturday. Three dead certs failing to win, and Huddersfield, a stupid quid bet as a laugh at 10-1 to win v Fulham coming up and cancelling out my three losses.

 

[Baldy Bouncer]

Popping into a golf course to spend our winnings from last years comp and finding one of the xxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx (you can add in what ever you deem fit) people that cleaned up in countless comps last year spending her winnings. A brand new set of clubs costing, my best guess mentally totting up the vouchers used and cash added, about SIX HUNDRED NOTES. We hung about at the back of the shop as the person spouted the same carp to the two blokes in the shop about how she had "only started playing last year" bull smelly carp and I got more and more wound up. The wife tried to keep me calm. Then as she, we thought, went to leave and we moved toward the counter she walked past us and then hung around until we said who we were to the two lads to confirm our winnings, she then immediately left. BOOM! I exploded and left the two lads in no uncertainty as to what those golfers had been up to last year. They were a tad startled as first, well they would be as they didn't know, but the realisation that I was telling the truth hit them, she had handed over three winning vouchers to the tune of FOUR HUNDRED NOTES, from a person who started playing golf only last year. We left as the one of the lads joked, "well we'll see you in August as you compete for second place" Oh how we laughed.
What are the chances of them being there at the same time as us?????

Which course was it?

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Popping into a golf course to spend our winnings from last years comp and finding one of the xxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx (you can add in what ever you deem fit) people that cleaned up in countless comps last year spending her winnings. A brand new set of clubs costing, my best guess mentally totting up the vouchers used and cash added, about SIX HUNDRED NOTES. We hung about at the back of the shop as the person spouted the same carp to the two blokes in the shop about how she had "only started playing last year" bull smelly carp and I got more and more wound up. The wife tried to keep me calm. Then as she, we thought, went to leave and we moved toward the counter she walked past us and then hung around until we said who we were to the two lads to confirm our winnings, she then immediately left. BOOM! I exploded and left the two lads in no uncertainty as to what those golfers had been up to last year. They were a tad startled as first, well they would be as they didn't know, but the realisation that I was telling the truth hit them, she had handed over three winning vouchers to the tune of FOUR HUNDRED NOTES, from a person who started playing golf only last year. We left as the one of the lads joked, "well we'll see you in August as you compete for second place" Oh how we laughed.
What are the chances of them being there at the same time as us?????

So basically someone else won more comps than you and youre not happy about ?‍

Do you think someone else was saying the same thing when you spent your winnings ?

 

[GG26]

Oh and bonkers betting results on Saturday. Three dead certs failing to win, and Huddersfield, a stupid quid bet as a laugh at 10-1 to win v Fulham coming up and cancelling out my three losses.

No such thing as a dead cert in betting.