Golfnut1957
Newbie
What you and Hovis and a few other like-minded souls need is your own club, then you could run it without any rules, utopia.I lasted over a decade but kept moving clubs hoping that the attitude and atmosphere would be different but it never was. May look to doing a points membership at the local resort course next year then I can play with a couple of mates then go to the pub.
No rules of golf, just make it up as you go along.
No dress code, wear whatever you want.
No equipment rules, non-conforming clubs here we come.
Treat the course how you want, no raking, pitch mark repairing, just walk where you want to want, nobody to say otherwise.
It probably sounds like heaven.