Golf sayings that get on your proverbials...

[Rooter]

Forget high fives !! It has to be the Kuchar/Woods celeb from Presidents Cup !

Done! can we get a tour bag with a radio like the guy in caddyshack? we will be the most loved group on the course by far no?!

 

[Khamelion]

Are these some of the sayings you refer to

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[DaveM]

really I hope you are all joking. But I guess some mean it. You play golf for fun it's not your living. So lighten up enjoy, or take up tennis.

 

[williamalex1]

You need a sense of humour when playing our 3rd hole, which has a 220 yrd carry over water from the back tee. We normally whistle the Dam Busters theme when some poor sole fails to clear, then mention Barnes Wallace's.:rofl:

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Best original saying in recent years came form a rather posh Turnberry member.

Well that was a 'Son in Law'.

'Bit of a disappointment and didn't really turn out as expected'

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

So looking forward to having a knock with you hugh! you are going to hate me with my GPS and my street talk!

I'm actually pretty laid back

 

[triple_bogey]

mentions this............

Just waiting for the first time I hear one of a foursomes pair mess up and declare 'my bad'. I will surprised if it will be any of my regular foursomes partners - I am highly selective over who I play foursomes with (my partners are less so).

The expression 'my bad' is a truly awful corruption of our language that should be eradicated by a thorough stamping upon whenever heard uttered.

then says this..............

I'm actually pretty laid back

:rofl::rofl::thup:

Doesn't bother me what things are said, unless its very negative.

 

[williamalex1]

You need a sense of humour when playing our 3rd hole, which has a 220 yrd carry over water from the back tee. We normally whistle the Dam Busters theme when some poor sole fails to clear, then mention Barnes Wallace's.:rofl:

soul oops,

 

[Rooter]

soul oops,

Was gonna ask, was it a lemon sole or a Dover!

 

[williamalex1]

Was gonna ask, was it a lemon sole or a Dover!

I posted in the wrong plaice .

 

[JackieD]

I posted in the wrong plaice .

Turns out a lot of people on here have a chip on their shpulder!

 

[Deleted member 15344]

I think the sayings are funny

During the last Meet at Blackmoor - TXL was rolling them out all day - it was great banter ( especially on the last when revenge was sweet )

 

[evahakool]

My bad can't stand that one,anything else really not worried about.

 

[Scrindle]

Good shot gets on my nerves. Only say it if it was a good shot you idiot! I've often wanted to respond with '**** off' when in a bad mood but always thought better of it, fortunately!

agreed, that and my coach, you mean the guy you and a thousand other hackers pay for a lesson:rofl:

I think this comes down to ease of phrase. What's easier to say, 'my pro'/'my coach' or 'the guy I pay for lessons on x basis'? There's nothing wrong with it, technically. That said if someone does use it in a delusional sense thinking they're some kind of wiz while boasting their non-existent ability generally, I could see how that might be annoying...

 

[USER1999]

My pro is the professional at the course I'm a member of. My coach is the guy who I have lessons off.

What's the problem?

 

[malek988]

Keep Your head down

Let me show you how to do it

 

[HawkeyeMS]

Just waiting for the first time I hear one of a foursomes pair mess up and declare 'my bad'. I will surprised if it will be any of my regular foursomes partners - I am highly selective over who I play foursomes with (my partners are less so).

The expression 'my bad' is a truly awful corruption of our language that should be eradicated by a thorough stamping upon whenever heard uttered.

100% agree, it is an awful phrase

 

[HomerJSimpson]

100% agree, it is an awful phrase

The one I hate is **** *** Stannard. Whenever it resonates over the Heath of Dreams I know you are having a bad day. As long as I don't hear it Monday!

 

[Billythefish]

do you want a bucket and spade?

When you can't get out of a bunker

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

mentions this............


then says this..............


:rofl::rofl::thup:

Doesn't bother me what things are said, unless its very negative.

I was kidding whe I said I was 'highly selective' about my foursomes partners. In fact I will play foursomes with absolutely anyone.