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Money List Winner
once!
Golf sayings that get on your proverbials...
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Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Because if a golfer rents the pro’s time for 1 out of the 730 hours in a month it smacks a bit of haughtiness to lay claim to him as ‘my pro’ instead of ‘the pro’
Actually haughtiness is too strong a word but couldn’t resist using it on a golf forum
Weirdly we all do it with certain professions but not for others
• My doctor
• My lawyer
• My personal trainer
• The plumber
• The call centre agent
• The binman
Actually is it a coincidence that those we want to display some kind of ownership over are the same ones with access to the intimate skeletons in our lives? Those same professions that see our flaws and weaknesses!
My Pro anyone?
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
I do tend to get shuffled around the ladies - but that is at the doing of our Lady Captains - so maybe the ladies find me acceptable company. Not sure I'll be asked to play foursomes by a Wentworth lady I played with in a four ball last week. On our last hole she rather caught it very heavy but it did make it's way to the front of the green. When her partner said - 'well it got there' my comment was 'rather shovelled though' got me a bit of a look - then a smile
But I think I may have blown my chance of an invitation to Wentworth...I do tend to get shuffled around the ladies - but that is at the doing of our Lady Captains - so maybe the ladies find me acceptable company. Not sure I'll be asked to play foursomes by a Wentworth lady I played with in a four ball last week. On our last hole she rather caught it very heavy but it did make it's way to the front of the green. When her partner said - 'well it got there' my comment was 'rather shovelled though' got me a bit of a look - then a smile
they know where to stand and don't use DMD's (worse tha a TV remote to them) so I expect they think of you as one of them
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
they know where to stand and don't use DMD's (worse tha a TV remote to them) so I expect they think of you as one of them
I am also charming to a fault and the perfect gentleman
richart
Major Champion
and you are Scottish ?I am also charming to a fault and the perfect gentleman
daymond
Tour Rookie
I can't help saying to my regular playing partner 'good shot' if he thins a 100yd approach and it finishes near the hole. always said with a smile on my face though.
It's on the dance floor (green) is an odd expression.
Trees are 50% air. No their not in my experience.
It's on the dance floor (green) is an odd expression.
Trees are 50% air. No their not in my experience.
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