Golf sayings that get on your proverbials...

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you know the ones, some sayings that make your hackles rise or eyes role:rolleyes:

"I left a few out there".....:angry: really, did you really, you mean your not a perfect golf robotic machine:rofl:

"Good shot" when you've thinned one that's low and fading to the OB:mmm:

"take your time" when you've said you're going to just finish the putt, they mean well but..

"Never up never in", yes, yes I know that thanks, I was trying to get it in ffs :ears::whistle:


"you lose" needs no commentary:whistle:
 
CMAC said:
you know the ones, some sayings that make your hackles rise or eyes role:rolleyes:

"I left a few out there".....:angry: really, did you really, you mean your not a perfect golf robotic machine:rofl:

"Good shot" when you've thinned one that's low and fading to the OB:mmm:

"take your time" when you've said you're going to just finish the putt, they mean well but..

"Never up never in", yes, yes I know that thanks, I was trying to get it in ffs :ears::whistle:


"you lose" needs no commentary:whistle:
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I believe the "take your time" one is actually advice and a breach of the rules.

"Never leave a birdie putt short" - Well I didn't do it on purpose :mad:
 
Well out when you've just about managed to move ball a yard out of the bunker , shut it , I took too much sand made a **** swing and now I'm fuming :rofl:
 
"game" as in " I game Mizuno "

Also found out recently that telling someone to "take their time." Is the most broken rule in Amatuer golf
 
HawkeyeMS said:
I believe the "take your time" one is actually advice and a breach of the rules.

"Never leave a birdie putt short" - Well I didn't do it on purpose :mad:
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I wouldnt say it was personally. I'd never call it as that either, It's not what I would class as 'advice' pertaining to the laws of golf.
 
"You're stood to close to it................... after you've hit it." aaaarrrggghhh!!!! My response could be, "that's advice, you're DQ'd."
 
Definitely 'I game...' , 'what do you game' or any derivative - It's just so bleedin' annoying. I assume it's an Americanism?

The rest don't bother me much as long as it's well intended, or more importantly a bit of banter between friends.
 
We have a few post like this a year and I find it quite astonishing what winds people up.... Chill out people, its a game! People like to talk about it when they are playing it and generally speaking partners like to support one another in the form of encouraging comments.


How could be the club, stay your line, get down wind anyone up. I love talking to my ball, I talk to others balls and others talk to my ball.... Its fun, your willing it to do what you request.

Should I not shout to the horses at the races last night... its part of the thing.

I do get that most of this post is pretty light light hearted but it seems that some of you walk round the course looking for trouble and hating on anyone who does not conform with your very dull outlook on our sport....
 
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