Golf sayings that get on your proverbials...

[c1973]

That could get expensive if i am gaming my new big dog, sally gunnell up the first, take my strimmer into the jungle after the second, a hitler from the bunker to 3 stab on the short stuff with a brazillian thrown in and a drop of lipstick. Is a fist pump OK when i knock it in for 6 for 2 points?

:rofl: What 'track' you 'gaming' your 'bats' at?

 

[Rooter]

Can I play with you ?

Of course, we can play "Cliché Bingo"

 

[Rooter]

:rofl: What 'track' you 'gaming' your 'bats' at?

Any, i just love spoiling a good walk chasing a little white ball round a field.

 

[ArnoldArmChewer]

Of course, we can play "Cliché Bingo"

Great, 'I will get my people to talk to your people'.

 

[c1973]

Any, i just love spoiling a good walk chasing a little white ball round a field.

Bet you've never been for a walk in yer life.

 

[User20205]

Any, i just love spoiling a good walk chasing a little white ball round a field.

You're already £100 down. Fined for having a pregnant wife and not running the detail past paddy first!!

Family before golf

 

[Rooter]

You're already £100 down. Fined for having a pregnant wife and not running the detail past paddy first!!

Family before golf

My Bad

 

[CMAC]

That could get expensive if i am gaming my new big dog, sally gunnell up the first, take my strimmer into the jungle after the second, a hitler from the bunker to 3 stab on the short stuff with a brazillian thrown in and a drop of lipstick. Is a fist pump OK when i knock it in for 6 for 2 points?

pray tell, forsooth what #1 had replaced your #1?

 

[Rooter]

pray tell, forsooth what #1 had replaced your #1?

keep up Cmac! the R1 is on the naughty step, have joined team #Boomross with their HotSpeed2 12* in regular goes long and straight! something the R1 didnt do very often!! LOL

 

[Crazyface]

"Where the f*** has that gone?"

Really winds me up. I know it's my fault my balls gone god knows where, but it still annoys me.


PS Some of theses have really made me chuckle !!!!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Maybe I'm mellowing but to a large degree all of these banal clichés pass me by. They are hackneyed and just trotted out almost like some form of golfing tourettes. As long as the rest of the conversation during the round is convivial I'm happy. For me, the thing that does wind me up (but is fortunately relatively rare amongst those I play with) is the guy who won't help you or your partners look for a ball in the rough

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Just waiting for the first time I hear one of a foursomes pair mess up and declare 'my bad'. I will surprised if it will be any of my regular foursomes partners - I am highly selective over who I play foursomes with (my partners are less so).

The expression 'my bad' is a truly awful corruption of our language that should be eradicated by a thorough stamping upon whenever heard uttered.

 

[Rooter]

Just waiting for the first time I hear one of a foursomes pair mess up and declare 'my bad'. I will surprised if it will be any of my regular foursomes partners - I am highly selective over who I play foursomes with (my partners are less so).

The expression 'my bad' is a truly awful corruption of our language that should be eradicated by a thorough stamping upon whenever heard uttered.

So looking forward to having a knock with you hugh! you are going to hate me with my GPS and my street talk!

 

[richart]

That could get expensive if i am gaming my new big dog, sally gunnell up the first, take my strimmer into the jungle after the second, a hitler from the bunker to 3 stab on the short stuff with a brazillian thrown in and a drop of lipstick. Is a fist pump OK when i knock it in for 6 for 2 points?

Just leave a cheque payable to Help For Heroes, and we will fill in an appropriate amount.:thup:

 

[richart]

Just waiting for the first time I hear one of a foursomes pair mess up and declare 'my bad'. I will surprised if it will be any of my regular foursomes partners - I am highly selective over who I play foursomes with (my partners are less so).

The expression 'my bad' is a truly awful corruption of our language that should be eradicated by a thorough stamping upon whenever heard uttered.

I am worried now, I agree with you.

 

[richart]

Maybe I'm mellowing but to a large degree all of these banal clichés pass me by. They are hackneyed and just trotted out almost like some form of golfing tourettes. As long as the rest of the conversation during the round is convivial I'm happy. For me, the thing that does wind me up (but is fortunately relatively rare amongst those I play with) is the guy who won't help you or your partners look for a ball in the rough

They don't worry me, and often are said because you can't think of anything else to say. I might try telling partners after a poor shot, that it was absolutely .... (insert appropriate word) shot, and probably the worst shot I have ever seen. They may feel better than me saying unlucky, or well out etc.

Relax, 'pull down your pants and slide on the ice' From M*A*S*H, so pants mean trousers before any of you get arrested.

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Of course, we can play "Cliché Bingo"

I'm "game" for that

Sounds like a right good laugh

 

[Rooter]

I'm "game" for that

Sounds like a right good laugh

Only if you promise high fives on the green for a net par!

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Only if you promise high fives on the green for a net par!

Forget high fives !! It has to be the Kuchar/Woods celeb from Presidents Cup !

 

[Snelly]

None of these things bother me.

I heard a new one yesterday if fact....

Paddy - Hmmm, bit of a son-in-law there........

Me - don't you mean a sister in law, as in you're up there but you know you shouldn't be?

Paddy - nope, a son-in-law - "not quite what I was hoping for."