Martin70
Head Pro
I ain't got a clue what that means but I may have to use it myself
He is implying you are putting like a girl
Golf sayings that get on your proverbials...
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He is implying you are putting like a girl
HawkeyeMS
Ryder Cup Winner
Alex, it's all just a bit of fun, really, I'm sure none of us actually get wound up, it's forum talk- join in.........it's fun
Speak for yourself "Par for 4 points!" indeed
:rofl:
G.U.R
Head Pro
After hitting a tree/mound and ending back on the fairway/green you claim use of "local knowledge".
richart
Major Champion
I agree with that one. Also people that say get in the hole, when your putt is heading into a bunker.:angry: Can't wait to play with Smiffy again.
GB72
Money List Winner
Sorry but I hate all those little sayings like 'a Sally Gunnell' or an 'Adolf Hitler'. They are not funny, sound totally forced and everyone has heard them all before.
Also dislike the use of 'not stylish but effective' as I thin one onto the green (even worse I now find myself saying it every now and again)
Also dislike the use of 'not stylish but effective' as I thin one onto the green (even worse I now find myself saying it every now and again)
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I really grates when, after you've clearly caught it heavy, your playing partner suggests perhaps you under clubbed.
After I've knobbled one 50 yards up the fairway, my misses will say 'well at least it's going in the right direction'.
Foxholer
Blackballed
Well that could be the 'Sister-in-law' shot or the 'Giggsy'! Or, the cleaner version: the Son-in-law shot - not quite what you had in mind! Heard a new one on Sunday: The Bernie Madoff - Plenty of green and a great lie!
two-clubs
Assistant Pro
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guest100718
Guest
Yep.
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
No pictures on the scorecard 
TBH Im with Al on this (he does spend a lot of time trying to talk to my golf ball though!!!!!)
TBH Im with Al on this (he does spend a lot of time trying to talk to my golf ball though!!!!!)
Alex1975
Tour Winner
No pictures on the scorecard
TBH Im with Al on this (he does spend a lot of time trying to talk to my golf ball though!!!!!)
AaaHummm.... I think you are thinking of Neil!..... Neil "GET UP".... ball flies the green.....
RichardSanderson
Assistant Pro
"that would have been perfect if..." - Well it didn't and it isn't perfect! Might as well say "that would have been perfect if I'd hit a decent shot".
"Fore" (at nothing more than a raised voice whilst watching a ball drift OB 300 yards away)
"good weight" at a putt that finishes 7 yards left of the hole.
"golf shot"
"what bats are you using? / nice bats"
"Fore" (at nothing more than a raised voice whilst watching a ball drift OB 300 yards away)
"good weight" at a putt that finishes 7 yards left of the hole.
"golf shot"
"what bats are you using? / nice bats"
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USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
It's in, when it isn't.
Rooter
Money List Winner
Well it's pin high... As you miss a green by 30 yards left of right.
StrangelyBrown
Tour Winner
Unlucky.
No it wasn't... I hit the ground an inch and a half before the ball.
No it wasn't... I hit the ground an inch and a half before the ball.
DannyOT
Assistant Pro
'Stay up!' - When a put is rolling off line away from the hole. 'Stay up' sounds like they want it to stay out of the hole and miss.
CheltenhamHacker
Journeyman Pro
This is what gets to me. When I've just duck hooked one off the tee, after playing badly for the few holes before that. "unlucky". Nonsense, no luck about it, just my poor swing!
StrangelyBrown
Tour Winner
I guess that it's a bit more polite than "aye, that swing was utter manure mate"
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