Stuey01
Journeyman Pro
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Always good for a giggle.
Always good for a giggle.
Golf sayings that get on your proverbials...
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Martin70
Head Pro
If you REALLY want to put someone off ask them "Do you breathe in or out during your backswing" as they line up 
Rooter
Money List Winner
"chill out, its only a game!"
el marko
Head Pro
My swing coach.
SIT SIT SIT
my gamer...
SIT SIT SIT
my gamer...
Rooter
Money List Winner
"well it sounded great" as you slice one wildly into the rough!
Birchy
Money List Winner
That's a good one :thup:
Another is "good contact" despite the ball heading in the compete opposite direction of where it should be going :rofl:
Rooter
Money List Winner
"you lifted you head" or "you saw it before you hit it" what does that one even mean!! mate of mine uses that one a lot!
Alex1975
Tour Winner
I don't think you do Alex
I do but golfer do not really have the best reputation with the rest of the world for being a happy bunch of sportsmen and there is a good reason for that.... Why are you looking to exacerbate things that get on your wick and how can such things as "my pro" really whined you up? I mean really?!
I just think its bad vibes! Enough things to belly ake about in my opinion.
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ScratchSRL
Club Champion
When I know for a fact that it is out of bounds, GLARINGLY OBVIOUS, and a playing partner says 'that might just still be in play'
Spear-Chucker
Tour Rookie
'Herbert' holes out from 30ft; stands on one leg, clenches fist and bellows 'get in'. You Sir, are not Payne Stewart. You've just made a putt for seven. Grumpy? Yes. Sue me.
Martin70
Head Pro
When you leave a putt miles short and your mate shouts out "You've dropped your lipstick"
G.U.R
Head Pro
"It's a better line in from there" as you end up on the wrong fairway/ rough..
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Guest
Not a saying but hate it when people click their fingers as they race a putt past the hole.
bladeplayer
Money List Winner
Not alot bugs me on the course really except people talking just as im playing , if your talking fine keep talking,
if your quiet stay quiet , its only a couple of seconds .. or loud people in other groups bellowing across the course no care for others
A few that use to bug me but i dont let them anymore
was someone saying "good shot" when its obviously not , my answer used to be "depends on your expectations i suppose"
someone hitting a rubbish shot with a great result then acting like they meant to play it that way. to which my reply would be "that takes practice to get right "
if your quiet stay quiet , its only a couple of seconds .. or loud people in other groups bellowing across the course no care for others
A few that use to bug me but i dont let them anymore
was someone saying "good shot" when its obviously not , my answer used to be "depends on your expectations i suppose"
someone hitting a rubbish shot with a great result then acting like they meant to play it that way. to which my reply would be "that takes practice to get right "
Alex, it's all just a bit of fun, really, I'm sure none of us actually get wound up, it's forum talk- join in.........it's fun
Stuey01
Journeyman Pro
That's a classic. Love that one.
One Planer
Global Moderator
My personal favourite:
"It looked good in the air!"
The fact it flew the green and went OOB is irrelevant then??
"It looked good in the air!"
The fact it flew the green and went OOB is irrelevant then??
Beezerk
Money List Winner
6inchcup
Journeyman Pro
when your playing partner carves one to the left or the right and the saying "not bad it has opened the green up from there" falls from their lips,even though they are knee deep in the clag.
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