Fighting Talk From Captain Old Fart

[PNWokingham]

Captain old fart is in fighting mood for our game tomorrow. We are having a normal grudge match of me vs. Smiffy and the first warm up for next month's Woodhall Spa meet as Pieman and I take on Smiffy and Chrisd. The old fart is banking on wining both.

I propose that the winning team choose the colour of the shirts for next month. Let us know your preferences. I vote for blue and anything but red!! Including green, brown, black and white.

Match prediction - 2 and 1 for the youngsters and 33 vs. 31 in the singles!

 

[pokerjoke]

I would choose Red,of course your captain,but youve got to keep your team happy.
I would wish you luck for tommorow,but you dont need it.
Just give them a beating,your setting the tone for Woodhall.

 

[Region3]

There's no reason why both teams have to have the same colour shirts though is there. As long as we have 2 colours and they have 2 colours the job's a good 'un.

If you choose anything other than blue, red, white, grey or yellow I'll have to buy one.

Oh, and don't beat them too bad captain, leave them with a little hope.

 

[Deleted member 1418]

Captain old fart is in fighting mood for our game tomorrow. We are having a normal grudge match of me vs. Smiffy and the first warm up for next month's Woodhall Spa meet as Pieman and I take on Smiffy and Chrisd. The old fart is banking on wining both. I propose that the winning team choose the colour of the shirts for next month. Let us know your preferences. I vote for blue and anything but red!! Including green, brown, black and white.Match prediction - 2 and 1 for the youngsters and 33 vs. 31 in the singles!

Talk about pressure - haven't swung a club for at least a month! Oh well, a few swings on the first tee should see me right!

 

[USER1999]

Talk about pressure - haven't swung a club for at least a month! Oh well, a few swings on the first tee should see me right!

They do a mean breakfast bap that would suffice as a warm up. Last time I was there, I had two. That did mean I had to miss out on the steak pie at the half way hut though.

 

[chrisd]

I am still waiting to learn what my extra handicap allowance will be tomorrow. Not only do I expect an age allowance, similar to the winter fuel allowance, but there is also the disibility allowance cos of the 2 new hips!

 

[PNWokingham]

I am still waiting to learn what my extra handicap allowance will be tomorrow. Not only do I expect an age allowance, similar to the winter fuel allowance, but there is also the disibility allowance cos of the 2 new hips!

Chris - you have anough of a disability due to your partner - we will have to see what we can do!

 

[chrisd]

Chris - you have anough of a disability due to your partner - we will have to see what we can do!

Have you thought about doing a 3 v 1 match?

 

[PNWokingham]

Have you thought about doing a 3 v 1 match?

that would be too unfair on Smiffy!

 

[chrisd]

that would be too unfair on Smiffy!

Can it get too unfair?

 

[Smiffy]

These two haven't played Crowborough yet.
Hehehehehe!!
:whoo:

 

[PNWokingham]

These two haven't played Crowborough yet.
Hehehehehe!!
:whoo:

The Shotmiser is loaded up with Crowborough and charged (might even make 18), It should be 12 degrees and sunny, so the shorts are ready for action, and I am loaded up with balls that I will not need!! Looking forward to it. If I don't know where to aim or need strategic help, I am sure that you will point me in the right direction!:lol:

 

[chrisd]

If I don't know where to aim or need strategic help, I am sure that you will point me in the right direction!:lol:

Smiffy will certainly point you somewhere Paul !

 

[USER1999]

If its at crow borough then I fancy the old boys. Previously assumed it was bear wood.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Smiffy is a canny customer on his home patch and will be too good at Crowborough.

 

[Smiffy]

I am still waiting to learn what my extra handicap allowance will be tomorrow. Not only do I expect an age allowance, similar to the winter fuel allowance, but there is also the disibility allowance cos of the 2 new hips!

With your recent results Chris, it's you who should be giving us courtesy shots mate.

 

[Smiffy]

I don't know where to aim. I am sure that you will point me in the right direction!

Paul.
Trust me.
It is as wide open as Cooden mate. What you see is what you get.
Driver out and blast away.
That's all the advice I'm giving you.

 

[chrisd]

With your recent results Chris, it's you who should be giving us courtesy shots mate.

Lets not be soppy Rob! It's all been pure luck

 

[Smiffy]

Lets not be soppy Rob! It's all been pure luck

Don't be daft Chris! We want to beat them "properly" mate. No excuses or "yeah buts".
Get out there and do it mate.
:whoo:

 

[chrisd]

Don't be daft Chris! We want to beat them "properly" mate. No excuses or "yeah buts".
Get out there and do it mate.
:whoo:

Ok mate, I've girded my loins and ready for action! (whatever that means)