SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Good morning Mr Smith, Can I have a Haddock and Chips please.
Certainly Mr James, Salt and Vinegar ?
Yes please.
That will be £7.50 for the fish and chips and £10 for me allowing you to buy it from me.
But my next door neighbour doesnt pay you £10
Ah! Thats because he's not in the fish and chip club. Do you want to stay in it?
Nah! Think I'll leave if thats OK.
Think we might all have to develop a liking for scampi/langoustine/lobster and chips once we leave - as project fear suggests that (especially under WTO rules) tariffs on such seafood will clobber our exports to Spain and other key markets...