Best Movie One Liners

[Newtonuti]

So what are the best movie one liners? There's some crackers out there. I watched The Anchorman last night and pretty much any of the dialogue had me in absolute stitches even though I've seen it 20 odd times. Great Odins Raven!

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Michael Caine - The Italian Job 'You were only supposed to blow the ........ doors off'

So many Arnie but the most known ones:

Hasta la vista baby - Terminator
I'll be back - Terminator

Charlton Heston, Planet of the Apes - Take your hands off me you damned dirty ape

 

[Voyager EMH]

Two from the same film.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Tomorrow is another day.

 

[Beezerk]

Any line by Jesse Ventura in Predator.

 

[Fade and Die]

Any line by Jesse Ventura in Predator.

True, with the best being “This stuff will turn you into a sexual Tyrannosaurus… like me”

Me and me mates used to quote it all the time! ??

 

[RichA]

"I am Groot."

 

[Fade and Die]

One of my faves from Con Air….

“There’s only two men I trust. One is me. The other is not you”

 

[Dando]

"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" by Patches O'Houlihan

 

[Deleted member 23270]

You have clearance Clarence.

Roger, Roger....what's our vector Victor?

 

[patricks148]

Prob not the best always makes me smile.

Obiwan has taught you well, but you are not a jedi yet.

But only in Dave Prouse original voice over.

 

[Orikoru]

I would have said Anchorman as soon as I saw the thread title, but Role Models is another one, just love that movie. And Snatch, wall-to-wall one liners in those two.

 

[SatchFan]

The End

 

[Dando]

You have clearance Clarence.

Roger, Roger....what's our vector Victor?

Don't call me Shirley is another great from Airplane

 

[ColchesterFC]

We're going to need a bigger boat.

 

[KenL]

I'll be back by Arnie.

 

[Swinglowandslow]

"Now, ...Bodine."

The Kentuckian.

 

[Swinglowandslow]

"The Sun's over there"

Spartacus.

 

[Duckster]

Houston. We have a problem.

 

[richart]

You can't handle the truth.

 

[Duckster]

Judean People's Front? We're the People's Front of Judea!