Best Movie One Liners

[sunshine]

This just leads me into The 5 D's of dodgeball

Dodge
Duck
Dip
Dive
Dodge

And from another well known film:

The first rule of fight club is...........

You've struck a rich seam with Dodgeball. Like Anchorman the lines are endless.

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood"

 

[sunshine]

Yippee kay yay mother ****er!

 

[GreiginFife]

You've struck a rich seam with Dodgeball. Like Anchorman the lines are endless.

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood"

It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for them…

 

[GB72]

Thank you all, I will now be re-watching Dodgeball and Anchorman tonight

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Thank you all, I will now be re-watching Dodgeball and Anchorman tonight

I love lamp

 

[Baldy Bouncer]

"The AK47... when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf....r in the room, accept no substitutes"

 

[woofers]

“Get some rest Pam, you look tired”

 

[Beezerk]

"The AK47... when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf....r in the room, accept no substitutes"

Aargh what film is that again? ?

 

[Baldy Bouncer]

Aargh what film is that again? ?

Jackie Brown.

 

[Deleted member 1147]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1583367599336800259

 

[Voyager EMH]

Carry On Up The Khyber.

One line that is cut from general TV version.

"This performing fakir isn't very good"

The cut line is Bernard Breslaw (Bungit Din) clapping his hands and shouting, "Fakir, off!"

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Just in these miserable and difficult times…a very, very well known and loved lead-in line…

…uh, now let me see…nice things……daffodils…green meadows…skies full of stars…raindrops…

yes of course ?

 

[Norrin Radd]

Warriors come out to playay

 

[sunshine]

No idea about the last three quotes.

Maybe there’s only 6 pages of great movie one liners ?‍?

 

[GreiginFife]

It’s alright Andy, it’s just bolognaise!!

He’s not Judge Judy and executioner…

Nothin’ like a bit of girl on girl action…

Doris doesn’t mind a bit of manpower…

 

[Slime]

"Look, a three headed shark!"

 

[bobmac]

 

[Dando]

"You look like a bunch of retards trying to f... a door knob"

Got to love Patches!