Best Movie One Liners

[SocketRocket]

Hal, do you read me Hal

 

[tugglesf239]

2 is Goodfellas and 3 must be Smokey and the Bandit

Correct

Smokey and the Bandit is literally 90 minutes of absolute belters from Jackie Gleason.

number one is a golf film…

 

[chico]

They call me "Mr Tibbs." Great movie.

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Guess the films

Hey, do you wanna make 15 bucks…the hard way? ??

And

Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?

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I amuse you how?

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Boy. There is no way, NOOO way you could have come from my loins. First thing I’m going to do when I get home is punch yo momma in the mouth.

And

Get me a Diablo sandwich and a Dr peppa and make It quick. I’m in a goddamn highspeed pursuat

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Caddyshack is the first surely ?

 

[tugglesf239]

Caddyshack is the first surely ?

Affirmative bud.

Classic.

 

[Slime]

 

[fundy]

First rule about fight club is you dont talk about fight club

 

[Baldy Bouncer]

"If it bleeds....we can kill it"

 

[need_my_wedge]

You gonna pull those pistols or whistle.Dixie

One of the best films ever….

 

[need_my_wedge]

Right turn Clyde

We’re gonna need bigger guns

Do ya like dags

My mule don’t like people laughing

My mistake, 4 coffins

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die

Could go on… there’s so many

 

[Jensen]

“I’m having an old friend for dinner”

The end of Silence of the lambs when Hannibal sees Dr Chilton

 

[need_my_wedge]

Boy. There is no way, NOOO way you could have come from my loins. First thing I’m going to do when I get home is punch yo momma in the ?

Makes me laugh every time I see it

My hat flew off daddy

Mike Henry had great comedic timing as well as being a good Tarzan….

 

[Jamesbrown]

“This one’s for you harry!”
“He’s going high”
“He's going low!”
“Son of a bit**”!

*queue hans zimmer*

 

[Beezerk]

Now what we have here, is a failure to communicate.

 

[Deleted member 23270]

 

[Deleted member 23270]

 

[Blue in Munich]

 

[Voyager EMH]

Now what we have here, is a failure to communicate.

I can eat fifty eggs

 

[Deleted member 1147]

"It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money."



"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley."

 

[sunshine]

Classic. I remember watching this film in Spain, dubbed in Spanish, and none of my Spanish friends found this funny because the Spanish word for beaver doesn't have another meaning. Couldn't work out why I was giggling.