LIG
Q-School Graduate
Poo tablets? Are you sh1tt1ng me? 
Edit: I have my coat on and am leavi......
Edit: I have my coat on and am leavi......
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- Thread starter LanDog
- Start date
tsped83
Tour Winner
This. What is wrong with you people??
Hack-Man-Hob
Club Champion
bog roll you just never ever know, I'd rather forget my putter than that, never called into service but one day maybe just maybe....
john0
Journeyman Pro
Why don't you just carry poo tablets instead?
richart
Major Champion
About £48.95 in shrapnel. It makes me struggle to carry my bag round.
garyinderry
Ryder Cup Winner
nail clippers. I have a thing plus as mentioned above, it could be a long round. lol
Hack-Man-Hob
Club Champion
Im an all out kinda guy rather than an all in
backwoodsman
Tour Winner
I thought I'd got this one won with a waffle iron, but Homer's trumped me.
Although perhaps not the best choice of word...
Although perhaps not the best choice of word...
Coatsy79
Q-School Graduate
Ahhhh makes sense now
SVB
Challenge Tour Pro
Moving the thread on from the inner workings of Homer's digestive system.......
I carry one of these insect bite 'zappers':
http://www.amazon.co.uk/MOSQUITO-STINGING-RELIEF-Medically-approved/dp/B002AXL266
They are really effective if bitten (not sure would cope with a hornet sting but form typical misquito etc fine). Best thing is they never run out (so Seniors will love them!) and also no messy cream that will end up with more inside the bag pocket than will ever be spread on affected human tissue, no matter how careful I am!
Simon
I carry one of these insect bite 'zappers':
http://www.amazon.co.uk/MOSQUITO-STINGING-RELIEF-Medically-approved/dp/B002AXL266
They are really effective if bitten (not sure would cope with a hornet sting but form typical misquito etc fine). Best thing is they never run out (so Seniors will love them!) and also no messy cream that will end up with more inside the bag pocket than will ever be spread on affected human tissue, no matter how careful I am!
Simon
Rooter
Money List Winner
They are great, I. Need one! On our 6th every. Time I get a horsefly bite!
Seriously Roots, you don't want to be bitten by a horsefly. Its like being bitten by a Velociraptor!!
harpo_72
Journeyman Pro
Yup it's the female one, there are traps that can be set up for them. They are persistent and will take a slap and carry on biting!
The badgers eat the grubs but in doing so turn the land over in the digging to get to them. However I am told that certain weed killers that have some mercury? ( not sure now ) stunt the grubs growth and the horsefly population drops.
SVB
Challenge Tour Pro
Really - I'd of thought the 'viromentalists would have stopped that yonks ago?!?!?
harpo_72
Journeyman Pro
Yup I thought they did as well but this was mentioned by the head of greens whether they use it or not I don't know. We still have a lot because of the paddocks and farms around.
stevie_r
Tour Winner
Insect repellent wipes to keep the clegs at bay
London mike 61
Challenge Tour Pro
I carry a few paracetamol, paper tissues ( multiple uses ) , cereal bar, water, plasters.
ManinBlack
Tour Winner
Slo mo camera, just in case.
Joff
Challenge Tour Pro
Condoms and lube. Golf shafts me every single week.
virtuocity
Tour Winner
Golfers are weirdos.
