What's your crap shot shout?

[drew83]

"what are you doing over there??" if I slice/hook.

"don't tickle it" if I duff & trickle 10 yds instead of the 150 yd belter it was meant to be

(sing/hum) "oh I do like to be beside the seaside" walking to a bunker just loud enough for PP to hear.

"just drop" on a missed putt

 

[ruff-driver]

I've been having lessons on this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BQ7LOBzOHI

 

[Crawley1981]

FFS, you prick is my usual.

 

[dewsweeper]

"Rodney!you plonker !"

I am a South Londoner playing in Cheshire.
Our previous club steward used to call me "Trigger",he soon became "Boycie" to me.
Dewsweeper

 

[Robobum]

The only bad shot that gets a printable comment is when I throw in a shank.

Either a short and sweet "PIPE!" Or "oh here they are".

All the others just get sworn at.

I have a potty mouth

 

[cookelad]

Why limit yourself to just one phrase when there are so many good ones out there?

Can range from "ADAM" all the way up to my personal favourite "Now the f-ing f-ers f-ed"

 

[Norrin Radd]

normally its just a shout of "WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU TW*T"

 

[ruff-driver]

And not a single "FORE" in sight

 

[guest100718]

And not a single "FORE" in sight

That's because bad doesn't = wild.

 

[Oddsocks]

There was an old reggae song from the 90's, when it's wild a line from that song is often sung, if it's wild beyond finding " coz she's gone...... And she not come back " and if it just wild enough for the second cut and I'm preying for some draw/fade " come back man "

I've found this followed by some giggles is better than swearing and negative reactions.

 

[backwoodsman]

Used to get angry with bad shots - too angry by half - and although no-one said, I'm sure I was a pain. (Probably still am on occasion). So I've undergone self-imposed tantrum training. And after a couple of Spanish holidays, I came up with the idea that spanish food is a good alternative to effing & blinding.

Carve one left into the doo-dah, and I limit myself to a single utterance. Current favourite is "Oh boccerones" (pronounced bocker oh nez) . Has the right sound of a decent expletive, but is only a request for some anchovies.

 

[Captainron]

The filter won't let me put mine.

Nor mine

It's usually "You stupid F C T W B!" Not big or clever but it gets my point across

 

[BubbaP]

Friend of mine would shout "Toilet", which always made me smile

 

[richart]

Bratty could get banned if he answers this one truthfully.

Not sure I have one. Will have to work on one so I can add it to my pre and after shot routine.:mmm:

 

[sawtooth]

"eff sake!!"

 

[3565]

A calming soothing 'ya gotta love the game of golf'





















Followed by a whoosh whoosh whoosh helicopter flyby.

 

[Ian_Bristol]

Mine is oh poo, this is because I was swearing way to much and all it done was make me more angry on my next shot.

 

[mcbroon]

"Ya..." followed by any of

fanny
choob
fud

 

[Crow]

When I get really hot under the collar I might quietly say "botheration"

 

[pokerjoke]

Apart from my tourettes when it happens all the time I have started saying "quality" or "that's not a golf shot.