What's your crap shot shout?

[Hobbit]

"Nice one Bri" is the usual one. It takes a good few bad ones before the "..... it" appears and then, having vented, I tend to revert back to "nice one Bri."

 

[louise_a]

I usually just shout Louise!!!

 

[JohnnyDee]

Mine tends to be steeped in Fr Ted parlance and lore and uses the 'f' word, but of course not the bad 'f' word.

So therefore...

"Johnny boy, for... etc.etc." Would not be untypical

 

[HawkeyeMS]

Mine is;

"By golly old chap, that's a rather poor shot, you should really try to not to repeat that any time soon"

or the short version...

"F*** O** Stannard"

 

[Lump]

a la James May: "oh cock"

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Not sure I have a stock reply. Depends on what has gone before and how the game is at that moment

 

[snell]

Normally expletive ridden for me unfortunately!

 

[chellie]

I never swear

 

[Ads749r]

My stock comment is "argh you bell end" either with a tut before or after.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

My stock comment is "argh you bell end" either with a tut before or after.

Not what I heard from your potty mouth when we've played

 

[tsped83]

"F Off" usually.

 

[Ads749r]

Not what I heard from your potty mouth when we've played

It's the cleanest one I can use, don't want the delicate eyes of fripnchips to bleed. He's only young.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

It's the cleanest one I can use, don't want the delicate eyes of fripnchips to bleed. He's only young.

So you're preying on the young and impressionable these days. Have you no shame. No wonder he never scores well he plays with you. He's a nervous wreck

 

[Ads749r]

So you're preying on the young and impressionable these days. Have you no shame. No wonder he never scores well he plays with you. He's a nervous wreck

Scared of my wandering hands.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Scared of my wandering hands.

You still got those. I thought the judge warned you again

 

[Dellboy]

Few years ago we were playing a 3 ball and sadly one chap was having a shocker, on our 10 hole he sliced his drive into a different postcode, he looked round and just said " We its good night from him ( pointing at the ball ) and good night from me " put his club away and just walked off.

Never saw him again.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. Followed by a shake of my head and a feeling of disappointment mixed with shame.

 

[MashieNiblick]

Usually, something like "Aaaagh MIKEEEEY! You idiot!"

 

[Beezerk]

Roosterpenis!

 

[Pin-seeker]

I'm guilty of swearing when I hit bad shots,but it's not hurting anyone.