What's your crap shot shout?

[ruff-driver]

IF i cuss i do it it in another language, i have worked with many nationalities over the years and it is the first thing you pick up

 

[Junior]

I don't have one. Anyone know where I can be custom fit for one??????

 

[virtuocity]

'Rubbish!'. I'm half English and although you'd never know it from my accent, it's one of the half dozen or so words that sounds a little southern.

 

[SugarPenguin]

"You f£&@ing d£&k head"

im a bit harsh on myself

 

[c1973]

I usually laugh. Occasionally I'll make a low tssh or hmm sound then laugh, but mostly I just laugh.

 

[paddyc]

Not so much of a shout but a cursory insult directed at oneself which can be You w......., You t......,You p.... , something along those lines.

 

[Crawfy]

Mine is "Really Paul?!!" followed by "FFS!!" as the ball just keeps going right. (On some shots) Or I talk to myself on approach to a shot where I thought I hit a blinder only to find it short. I say "Aye that wasn't enough club you moron!"

I do the same (and my name is also Paul). I usually give it "Oh Paul...Come on!!" Followed with a quick strike of the ground with the club in question

 

[Captainron]

Mines now - 'that's worse than the bloody springboks against Japan!'

 

[JustOne]

I have been know to call myself a see you next Tuesday on more than one occasion ...

Smiffy also refers to you that way.....







note the WINK meaning that my post is a totally fabricated LIE :thup:


I'm going to try and stop swearing on the course, it's really gotten out of hand. It's not big and it's not clever!

 

[ColchesterFC]

I such situations I always like to channel my inner Britney and break into a chorus of Oops I Did it Again, along with the correctly choreographed dance moves of course.

 

[srixon 1]

I usually just shrug and laugh to myself, and then call myself a chimp.

 

[Bratty]

Bratty could get banned if he answers this one truthfully.:eek

Which is exactly the reason, Richard, that "I'm oot!"! :rofl:

Trust me, I can teach sailors and squaddies words they've never heard! I tend to join several together and make new ones up for good measure!!

 

[Fish]

I just slap my thigh in a jolly way and smile, I don't like to hear swearing on the course

:smirk:

 

[londonlewis]

I have been know to call myself a see you next Tuesday on more than one occasion ...

Precisely what I do.
Can't help it and always hope I didn't say it in ear shot of anyone that could be offended.

 

[pokerjoke]

I just slap my thigh in a jolly way and smile, I don't like to hear swearing on the course

:smirk:

I would have thought you had hundreds

 

[Robster59]

I try not to get myself too annoyed at a bad shot but there are usually two choices.

• "Oh bugger" or
• "Oh come on Stephen" (isn't it funny you use your full name when telling yourself off just like your parents used to )

However, some of the lads in my group can be more "colourful" in their phraseology.

 

[Sats]

Never thought about it. Depends on company around me I suppose and how the rest of my games doing.

 

[hines57]

Muppet! Prat!.......

 

[ShankyBoy]

Muppet! Prat!.......

Muppet is a quite a regular one for me at the moment. I have taken to laughing to convince my playing partners, that I don't actually want to throw the club into the middle of next week..

 

[FairwayDodger]

"What was that?" or "Where is that going?" or "You idiot!" or "That's not even a golf shot"

quite a lot actually, working up to swearing on the particularly bad rounds....