What's your crap shot shout?

[ShankyBoy]

I used to swear more when playing with my brothers...but now being a member, I'm trying to calm down, and just end up with a pathetic "Oh Shankyboy*" which I need to work on I think..

So when you snap hook it into the bushes, what's the first thing that shoots from the under nose orifice?

 

[Paul77]

Mine is "Really Paul?!!" followed by "FFS!!" as the ball just keeps going right. (On some shots) Or I talk to myself on approach to a shot where I thought I hit a blinder only to find it short. I say "Aye that wasn't enough club you moron!"

 

[upsidedown]

"Yeah that's the shot " seems to be favourite at the moment.

 

[bladeplayer]

Ya Big Dope what are ya doing ?... is mine

 

[Region3]

"Shot Gaz"

 

[swanny32]

The filter won't let me put mine.

 

[john0]

****

 

[Luca4]

"Really?"

 

[guest100718]

£$!", %$£^ or &*("

 

[Rooter]

I have been know to call myself a see you next Tuesday on more than one occasion ...

 

[North Mimms]

My usual rubbish shot is leaving a long putt 3 foot short.

"You big......GIRL!" is my usual comment*
Other variations are
"You big Jessie" and
"HIT IT mimms!!"







*This is not sexist as I am female, if not a girl

 

[Imurg]

Aaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

damn!

 

[ShankyBoy]

What's everyone's thoughts on swearing?

My first comp, I hit the green of a par 3, 210 yards, then putting up hill left myself 20 ft short, to which I went "OH YOU BIG TIT", I thought that was being restrained, yet had some funny looks from the other 2..hence my new very poor shout. How do the pro's keep schtum??

 

[upsidedown]

Don't like to hear it, we can see you've hit a poor shot no need to let the rest of the world know ( muttered under your breath is passible )

 

[AmandaJR]

"Muppet" - but I don't shout!

 

[Tashyboy]

another one in the " doins".

played today and pitched/chipped a lovely 30 ft downhill shot that rolled and lipped out ended up 4" away for a birdie. I screamed a girlie squeal and shouts god damn. My three playing partners went quiet then started laughing. I did not see the woman waiting to walk onto our green as she had mis hit a shot.

She sheepishly apologised for interrupting our game. I felt a right divvy.

 

[guest100718]

What's everyone's thoughts on swearing?

My first comp, I hit the green of a par 3, 210 yards, then putting up hill left myself 20 ft short, to which I went "OH YOU BIG TIT", I thought that was being restrained, yet had some funny looks from the other 2..hence my new very poor shout. How do the pro's keep schtum??

they dont....

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Poop

 

[G.U.R]

First shout is "FORE RIGHT" followed by "t**t!" under my breath.