The most nervous I have been on a golf course in years.......

Smiffy

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Played at Bearwood Lakes yesterday with Murph, JustoneUK and a mate of mine (Paul) who is a member there.
Paul and I decided to take on Murph and James in a match, and as it turned out it was a very, very tight one with no more than one hole in it all the way round.
I wasn't playing particularly well, but had helped out on a couple of holes and we got to the last all square after both James and Chris had made terrific birdies on the 17th to square it all up.
James and Murph both nailed drives down the middle, Paul pulled his tee shot left into some cabbage and I hit a "so so" one down the left hand side of the fairway but was a good 40 yards or so behind the other two lads. I was quite a way out, ground was wet so I decided to have a bash with my 4 hybrid. Pushed it right into some semi just short of the green. Paul hit an iron out of the rough but ended up right too, with a horrible shot left over a bunker from sodden ground. Both Murph and James hit lovely irons into the green and we knew they were both going to make par, possible birdie. I played my chip and at first I cursed because I caught it a little fat on the wet ground and I didn't think it was going to make it to the hole. But somehow it made the top of the bank, kicked down and finished about 2' or so from the pin. Paul played next, hit a duff one and was basically out of the hole as far as the match was concerned. Both Murph and James took their putts, James just shaved the hole and both ended up with tap in pars. I was left with this 2' (if that) downhill putt for par and to save the match.
I didn't want to take it. I was so bloody nervous. I could not have been more nervous had it been a putt to win the Ryder Cup or the Masters. Chris told me afterwards that he was prepared to give it to me but James had said no. Having played with me quite a bit over the past year, he knew that this sort of putt was the one I hated. I'd rather be faced with a 30 footer than an 18 incher.
Luckily I made it. But I really wanted the ground to open and swallow me up. I had all sorts of negative thoughts going through my head at the time thinking about the "yips" and what a prat I was going to make myself look if I had missed it. I know it was only a friendly, and I know that the whole world didn't rest on the result of it. But I haven't been that nervous standing over a putt in my life and I didn't like it.
Damn those negative thoughts... :( :( :(
 

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Nobody likes to see that. It was like waiting for a car crash to happen. Luckily you got it. I just thought a draw was the right result. Especially after James left his umpty umpth putt short for birdie. He really needs a longer putter, instead of the one stolen from out of the hands of a little girl. She's probably still crying.

Mine was an up and down par from the right hand bunker by the way.

On the subject of which, what about my 35 foot bunker shot I holed on the par 3? Can I tell about that one?
 

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The first hoole was a swamp. The others not so bad, but quite a few boggy patches. Certainly should not have had trolleys on.
Pins at the front of all the greens, which ok, protects them to an exent, but they were the most free draining part of the course.
Some relief was needed, but not too much.
 

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What? Don't make me out to be the big bad wolf! :)
It was a 2footer down the hill for a DRINK, if you can't hole those then why bother playing?

Besides, I'm trying to get Smiffy over his phobia of 4-putting :D

Murph played as good as I've seen him, he holed a great bunkershot on the 9th for a par and won the hole with it, Smiffy played solid (coming in at the last), his mate featured in almost every hole and must have made 100foot+ of putts. I was 1 under for the last 7 holes and it was only good enough for a half - it was a mini epic :)

Next time I won't lag my birdie putt on the last and then you won't need to hole out ;)
 

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Smiffy you do realise that now you have pointed out how nervous you are over little putts, nobody is going to give you a gimme again :D
 

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I honestly thought we had you for a minute coming down the last ..until you fatted your chip to 16 inches.

It ended up being a day to remember.
 

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Seeing it was a friendly you would of thought they would of gave it to you.

We don't do that friendly, hold hands, kissy-kissy type of golf. We play the MAN version of golf that puts hair on your chest ...as it slowly exits the head

I had a stone dead tap-in birdie 3 on the hole before that wasn't conceeded until both of them had tried to make 4's and failed. It's tough out there! :D
 

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What was all the language for then?

Anyway, we didn't need James putt given on 17, as mine went in anyway. Pair of birdies. Nice.
 
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