LOL my hallway is a tough track never mind a proper course being too easy!
One that amazed me on the forum was someone who was looking to move courses as their current one was too short & easy.
I think he had a 17 handicap
The GM forum 'black list'.
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john0
Journeyman Pro
People who take their backswing while im talking - inconsiderate **** 
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Deleted member 1147
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The parents of kids who are quite good. But the dad has to keep telling you how little Jonny is going to be a county player/scratch golfer/long hitter etc etc etc
When most kids I knew as a junior (me being one of them) got bored of golf, discovered the wonder of girls, booze and anything else we're told not to do! Give up for several years and then try to get half decent again.
When most kids I knew as a junior (me being one of them) got bored of golf, discovered the wonder of girls, booze and anything else we're told not to do! Give up for several years and then try to get half decent again.
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
Sloping tee boxes. The game's hard enough - give us a chance!
People who don't like black golf gloves! I've used them for years - what's wrong with them?
People who's stance points about 150 yards to the right and then moan like hell when they smash it 200 yards right.....and slice it.....
People who are rubbish, refuse to have lessons as they are a waste of money but will gladly spend £300 on a new driver.....then can't use it but still blame it for their rubbishness
People who turn up with a bag last seen in the Boar War. The zips don't work so muggins here ends up carting all the gear. The bugger then beats me.....
Crowned holes!
Officers of the club who were lowly insignificants in their working life but, given a modicum of power at the gold club, become a Hitler/Kim Jong Il hybrid!
Missing out on the GM PING day.....
People who don't like black golf gloves! I've used them for years - what's wrong with them?
People who's stance points about 150 yards to the right and then moan like hell when they smash it 200 yards right.....and slice it.....
People who are rubbish, refuse to have lessons as they are a waste of money but will gladly spend £300 on a new driver.....then can't use it but still blame it for their rubbishness
People who turn up with a bag last seen in the Boar War. The zips don't work so muggins here ends up carting all the gear. The bugger then beats me.....
Crowned holes!
Officers of the club who were lowly insignificants in their working life but, given a modicum of power at the gold club, become a Hitler/Kim Jong Il hybrid!
Missing out on the GM PING day.....
RGDave
Money List Winner
Blokes who can't play, know nothing at all about how to swing a club and couldn't explain how to open a tin of baked beans........
then coach their w.a.g.s. at the driving range in the next bay to me.
There needs to be name for murdering someone with a golf club, 'cause that's what I'll do next time this happens.
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If these folk want to do something useful for society, go to bay no.26 (or in the next field) or book your missus in for a lesson with pro.
then coach their w.a.g.s. at the driving range in the next bay to me.
There needs to be name for murdering someone with a golf club, 'cause that's what I'll do next time this happens.
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If these folk want to do something useful for society, go to bay no.26 (or in the next field) or book your missus in for a lesson with pro.
doc17
Assistant Pro
And? what is the purpose of the bobble? apart from a complete waste of wool! I thought the bobble was there to prevent your ski goggles strap from sliding off your head!!Bobble Hats. What's that all about? It's golf not the winter olympics!!!
I think it was to take your attention away from the pink jumper.
It was January on the east coast of Scotland to be fair.
DCB
Well-known member
C'mon spill the beans, who was it ?
Plonko
Club Champion
Ironcide?
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
'Driving' without due care and attention?
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In that case isn't it justifiable homicide?
RGDave
Money List Winner
That's good!
I was thinking Fybridicide or Mizunicide.
bobmac
Major Champion
Loud people who shout at their mates who are only 10 feet away
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
Loud people who shout at their mates who are only 10 feet away
They might be deaf.....
bobmac
Major Champion
Loud people who shout at their mates who are only 10 feet away
They might be deaf.....
Pardon?
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
Loud people who shout at their mates who are only 10 feet away
They might be deaf.....
Pardon?
Certainly, 15:42.
doc17
Assistant Pro
Wishy washy press conferences set up to get the sympathy vote and asking for a group hug!!!!!!
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CannyFifer
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Brilliant benjrussell21
Medal Winner
Seniors complaining about Juniors holding them up,or complaining about anything..I once had one old fella stop me and start whinging because of the equipment in a junior`s bag..
haplesshacker
Money List Winner
Despite starting this thread, I've taken a step back and stayed surprisingly quiet.
All things considered some of it has made quite uncomfortable reading. I'm sure that some of us felt a few 'twinges' reading through this.
All in all, I'll keep stum. After all. I wouldn't want to upset anyone would I!! Probably not good for business.
All things considered some of it has made quite uncomfortable reading. I'm sure that some of us felt a few 'twinges' reading through this.
All in all, I'll keep stum. After all. I wouldn't want to upset anyone would I!! Probably not good for business.
drawboy
Tour Winner
My list is:
1. lazy greenkeepers (yeah I know it's contentious)
2. 26 handicappers who it it miles.
3. shorts on the golf course
4. people who play golf in jeans and footy shirts
5. crap sand in bunkers
6. so called temp greens eg. bit's of fairway with a hole in it.
7.holier than thou Tiger bashers, you know, the one's who have never done owt wrong.
Oh there's more, believe me there's more.
1. lazy greenkeepers (yeah I know it's contentious)
2. 26 handicappers who it it miles.
3. shorts on the golf course
4. people who play golf in jeans and footy shirts
5. crap sand in bunkers
6. so called temp greens eg. bit's of fairway with a hole in it.
7.holier than thou Tiger bashers, you know, the one's who have never done owt wrong.
Oh there's more, believe me there's more.
