The GM forum 'black list'.

[USER1999]

People who still draw breath, who play Ping.

Fatties in crew neck tops ala Tiger.

Taylormade.

Defo black shoes and socks with shorts.

Ugly golf swings.

Blind pugh who asks on every shot 'whee did that go?'

Buggies for fat people.

Galvin Green.

People swearing that Mizzy make the best, sweetest feeling irons, when every shot they hit is clearly off the bottom edge.

Hang on there's more, but my battery is dying.

 

[USER1999]

Oh yeh, Brendy, who is about to kill this thread for not being serious enough for the lounge.

 

[Yerman]

Slow fat wheezy gits, puffing on a fag as they struggle to keep up with their powered trolley!
- and have single figures handicaps - not fair!

 

[MikeH]

the look on Jezz Ellwood's face when he takes money off you

 

[stevek1969]

Fat Assistant pro's who wear tight fitting Lindeberg tops, sell the mars bars fatboy dont eat them.

 

[AlchemyGolf]

Easy one this, head covers on irons.

Why dont you wrap your tees in bubblewrap as well to ensure they dont break!

Rob2

I have to admit that they look awful but as a club refinisher I know that iron covers can help hold 100s of £s of 2nd hand value to your irons!

 

[madandra]

The black golf glove.

Erseholes who cant be bothered shouting FORE!!!

The cocky low handicapper who thinks he is Tiger but really nobody at the club can stand him.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

American Golf sales staff that clearly have no idea about golf or the stock they are selling. Leaving bags on the wrong side of a green and walking slowly to retrieve it and dawdle back again. Marking the card on the green while you stand there and watch them debate if its 8 or 9. Thinning or chunking a chip. Hitting a peach of a drive and topping the next. Stones in bunkers

 

[Dodger]

Assistant Pro's who are best at doing exactly that Steve....on my blacklist are the ones that think they are ''Pro's'' but in reality haven't broke par for years and are no better than you or I but still think they are the dogs nuts.

 

[madandra]

Assistant pros still dining out on the fact 40 years later.

 

[TonyN]

Assistant pros still dining out on the fact 40 years later.

I hate the ******* who dont stand a side on greens when the tee has priority to play through

 

[ADB]

Unofficial 'tour' players who feel they need the equip themselves with clubs, bag, clothes, brolley etc etc of the same manufacturer. Why not go the whole hog and have a transfer down the side of your car..

 

[Screwback]

players who only talk a good game!!!

They talk the talk but never walk the walk!!

I would like to agree with that comment please.

 

[brendy]

Oh yeh, Brendy, who is about to kill this thread for not being serious enough for the lounge.

To the cellar with you
Tis serious enough, have you ever listened to a know it all who couldnt hit a barn door then blames the club, lie and wind but not themselves?

 

[ADB]

People on ranges who think they are Butch Harmon. Hit your balls and shut the **** up..

 

[ball_basher]

winter tee mats
fairway mats
mole hills
drinking beer on the course

 

[Golfmmad]

Playing partners who are not playing as well as they'd like, and say, "I've lost all interest now". Annoys the hell out of me.

Golfmmad.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Scuff marks on greens - pick your bloody feet up

 

[percy_layer]

Not much bothers me but i really don't like playing with someone who feels that they are the only person playing that day, walking over peoples putting lines and moving when others are trying to play their shot

 

[doc17]

My winter league partner who couldn't put for toffee this year missing 2 footers regularly then teams up against me in a friendly and starts putting like a god!!!!! COCK!!