Random Irritations

[Captainron]

Tube Strikes...... again

It's getting like France now.

 

[clubchamp98]

Joey Barton arrested again - this time for for assault. Is it not time they just locked him up and threw away the key?

Heard that it was the other guy who owned the bat .
Mr Barton took it off him and hit him with his own bat.
Don’t know how true it is.

 

[IanM]

So cold here this afternoon, I've just lit the log burner. Thought we'd finished with that for this winter.

 

[jim8flog]

Pulled into the garage this morning on my way to work to get some petrol. I did actually need some. The bell end next to me has his boot up and is filling four brand new red plastic fuel containers with diesel. I was so hoping that he overfilled one of them so that the fuel spilled into the boot.

Our head greenkeeper had to put up with a bit of fuel rage some years ago. He was filling up the containers to use in our course mowers etc.

 

[KenL]

1. To the left
2. Probably
3. Not an issue, just use fingers.
4. You're in Spain, it will be oil and vinegar, not soup, and you are meant to dip bread into oil

Glad to help

Wrong time of year for gazpacho - shame, one of my favourite things.

 

[rudebhoy]

Heard that it was the other guy who owned the bat .
Mr Barton took it off him and hit him with his own bat.
Don’t know how true it is.

I heard that as well. Taking the bat off someone is fine, battering the same person with it is not fine. Very far from it. A lengthy custodial awaits hopefully.

 

[clubchamp98]

I heard that as well. Taking the bat off someone is fine, battering the same person with it is not fine. Very far from it. A lengthy custodial awaits hopefully.

Yes most judges will give you “one hit “ self defence.
He’s lost an eye we heard.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

More of an observation than an irritation but Matt Tebbut's appearances on Masterchef seem pretty random. He's just appeared at around 20.40 tonight and is absent from many others.

 

[KenL]

More of an observation than an irritation but Matt Tebbut's appearances on Masterchef seem pretty random. He's just appeared at around 20.40 tonight and is absent from many others.

Apparently he will not be in the next series. Makers think 2 presenters are enough. Show probably making far less money these days.

 

[ExRabbit]

Looking out of the landing window to see at least two fence panels lying down.

 

[4LEX]

Yes most judges will give you “one hit “ self defence.
He’s lost an eye we heard.

You get more than one hit if someone has a weapon. One hit back might not be enough to stop him. If a person is that unhinged they've attacked you with a weapon, how can you be sure they'll not try again unless they're out cold? It'll be a great court case though.

I've got zero time for Barton and have said he should've been jailed for longer in the past for some of his antics but this incident is curious.

It looks like the so called victim started the trouble, went back to his car to get tooled up, tried to attack Barton and then got battered. He's then grassed everyone up which isn't a good look, especially in Liverpool....