Random Irritations

I'm not a hoarder, I'm quite ruthless when it comes to chucking out clothes or bits of tech. I just have an emotional attachment to music. It's irrational, I know I'll never play a vinyl LP or a CD ever again, but I don't want to let them go.
Yeah, the reason mine are in the loft and not gone are simply that I spent money and time amassing them in my youth and it feels wrong to just chuck them. :LOL:
 
I'm not a hoarder, I'm quite ruthless when it comes to chucking out clothes or bits of tech. I just have an emotional attachment to music. It's irrational, I know I'll never play a vinyl LP or a CD ever again, but I don't want to let them go.
That's where Stacey will put an arm around you and talk you into selling them. Let someone else have the pleasure of playing them and listening to them. If you don't play them.............

(saying that, you would defeat Stacey, she's soft. I think you need Dilly, she's more brutal 😄)
 
Do you want Stacey Soloman to come around and 'Sort Your House Out'? If not, do it yourself :ROFLMAO:
I’m sure if she came round our house the wife would convince her the omelette maker is a necessity despite it being bought in March and never used (or taken out the box).
I was going to use it but was told not too 😂.

On the bright side she has re gifted her 2 Dyson air thingys that she desperately needed to the eldest for Xmas (both still in box).
 
I’m sure if she came round our house the wife would convince her the omelette maker is a necessity despite it being bought in March and never used (or taken out the box).
I was going to use it but was told not too 😂.

On the bright side she has re gifted her 2 Dyson air thingys that she desperately needed to the eldest for Xmas (both still in box).

What’s an omelette maker? I just use a frying pan
 
Worse still people that clap when the plane lands
Just reading a piece on sky news channel, every week they interview someone from a certain job. This week it’s a flight attendant.
She says this.
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I try to play it cool when passengers clap as the plane lands, but... but deep down, I love it. We fly with some talented pilots and they deserve the applause for getting us all there safely.

Oh it made me laugh when I thought of this random irritations thread.. 😂👍
 
Just reading a piece on sky news channel, every week they interview someone from a certain job. This week it’s a flight attendant.
She says this.
Quote
I try to play it cool when passengers clap as the plane lands, but... but deep down, I love it. We fly with some talented pilots and they deserve the applause for getting us all there safely.

Oh it made me laugh when I thought of this random irritations thread.. 😂👍
Behave. Do I need to quote Roy Keane at this point :ROFLMAO:
 
My wife has got off her sick bed and decided it’s time to wrap presents.
I suggested when we bought them that we put a sticker on of a different colour for each person.
I was told don’t be stupid.
I’m now sitting in a living room full of presents with no idea who each present is for and the wife has decided she actually does not feel well enough to wrap and gone back to bed.
I have no idea what to do now, if I wrap the presents with no label I’m in trouble, if I wrap them and label them and get them wrong I’m in trouble, if I just leave them in the living room I’m in trouble.
Any advice from the forum greatly appreciated
 
My wife has got off her sick bed and decided it’s time to wrap presents.
I suggested when we bought them that we put a sticker on of a different colour for each person.
I was told don’t be stupid.
I’m now sitting in a living room full of presents with no idea who each present is for and the wife has decided she actually does not feel well enough to wrap and gone back to bed.
I have no idea what to do now, if I wrap the presents with no label I’m in trouble, if I wrap them and label them and get them wrong I’m in trouble, if I just leave them in the living room I’m in trouble.
Any advice from the forum greatly appreciated

Pretend to be too ill to do any of the above.
 
My wife has got off her sick bed and decided it’s time to wrap presents.
I suggested when we bought them that we put a sticker on of a different colour for each person.
I was told don’t be stupid.
I’m now sitting in a living room full of presents with no idea who each present is for and the wife has decided she actually does not feel well enough to wrap and gone back to bed.
I have no idea what to do now, if I wrap the presents with no label I’m in trouble, if I wrap them and label them and get them wrong I’m in trouble, if I just leave them in the living room I’m in trouble.
Any advice from the forum greatly appreciated
Make a cup of tea, get yourself a nice biscuit with it. You're stuffed, you can't win. Accept the inevitable ear bashing but at least do it whilst contented.

(I'd actually pile the unwrapped presents to the side of the room, out of the way. At least then the room looks semi tidy. It's the best you can do)
 
I have sent a message to my sister and sister in law and daughters to ask has the wife sent you a pic of this to ask if it’s suitable for your children?
The reaction has been mixed but I have narrowed it down,
It’s not a win but it’s not a loss either yet.
I have decided anything unclaimed just gets wrapped in random paper and we can have a tombola 😂
 
I have sent a message to my sister and sister in law and daughters to ask has the wife sent you a pic of this to ask if it’s suitable for your children?
The reaction has been mixed but I have narrowed it down,
It’s not a win but it’s not a loss either yet.
I have decided anything unclaimed just gets wrapped in random paper and we can have a tombola 😂
I would leave it to her. Getting it wrong is worse than leaving it for her. :)
 
I have sent a message to my sister and sister in law and daughters to ask has the wife sent you a pic of this to ask if it’s suitable for your children?
The reaction has been mixed but I have narrowed it down,
It’s not a win but it’s not a loss either yet.
I have decided anything unclaimed just gets wrapped in random paper and we can have a tombola 😂

Oh I can see a bruising coming your way. I dare you to even get one wrong when she’s under the weather and, possibly, a bit tetchy because of it. :ROFLMAO:
 
Oh I can see a bruising coming your way. I dare you to even get one wrong when she’s under the weather and, possibly, a bit tetchy because of it. :ROFLMAO:
I did wonder if I could get away with wrapping them and then at Xmas play stupid and say you wrapped them when you were unwell 😂
 
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