Random Irritations

[Deleted member 21784]

I bet you were really surprised.


But no one could tell.

A few couldn't tell apart from "the work wife" as they call her who couldn't look at me without laughing

Real wife didn't notice until I pointed out and went "it's lucky you were glasses"

 

[Tashyboy]

Bruised ribs which have stopped me playing for a couple of weeks. Sat in A and E on Monday for 5 1/2 hrs on Monday and the Dr touched me ribs for 10 seconds and said “ nowts broken” carry on with pain killers. I went home picked up a seven iron and swung it. How the club never ended up three gardens down is beyond me. I couldn’t hold it. I thought I had been kicked in the ribs by a mule. Playing castle Stewart next Friday. I am not touching a club til then. Am gonna be Hogged up on painkillers that day.

 

[backwoodsman]

Bruised ribs which have stopped me playing for a couple of weeks. Sat in A and E on Monday for 5 1/2 hrs on Monday and the Dr touched me ribs for 10 seconds and said “ nowts broken” carry on with pain killers. I went home picked up a seven iron and swung it. How the club never ended up three gardens down is beyond me. I couldn’t hold it. I thought I had been kicked in the ribs by a mule. Playing castle Stewart next Friday. I am not touching a club til then. Am gonna be Hogged up on painkillers that day.

Even if you have a broken rib, I'm not sure there's anything they do other than send you home and tell you to taken pain killers? At least that's what happened to me when I broke a rib 2 weeks ahead of an alpine mountaineering holiday. That was a painful two weeks climbing ...

 

[Tashyboy]

Even if you have a broken rib, I'm not sure there's anything they do other than send you home and tell you to taken pain killers? At least that's what happened to me when I broke a rib 2 weeks ahead of an alpine mountaineering holiday. That was a painful two weeks climbing ...

I went with the thought process that if it is broken I cannot play. Dr said it’s not ( without an X-ray) so I am looking at doing sod all. On about going to daughters this afternoon. missis T said “ shall we/you chop that tree down whilst we’re are there”. Not a cat in hells chance.

 

[Patster1969]

I went with the thought process that if it is broken I cannot play. Dr said it’s not ( without an X-ray) so I am looking at doing sod all. On about going to daughters this afternoon. missis T said “ shall we/you chop that tree down whilst we’re are there”. Not a cat in hells chance.

Even if they are just bruised, they hurt like hell when you move a tiny amount - tree cutting, no thanks

 

[Billysboots]

I went with the thought process that if it is broken I cannot play. Dr said it’s not ( without an X-ray) so I am looking at doing sod all. On about going to daughters this afternoon. missis T said “ shall we/you chop that tree down whilst we’re are there”. Not a cat in hells chance.

Aren’t wives great at empathising?

 

[Deleted member 21784]

The Romford recorder refusing to name a certain MP arrested for rape (even tho a month ago it was published his name and everyone has known since he was arrested in may 22)

We all know and it's funny how anyone normal can be named yet if it's someone with a bit of power can't be named.

 

[D-S]

Miserable posters and deliberately enigmatic contrived posts. Maybe this irritation is not so random.

 

[Dando]

people who are setting up a fund to pay for an appeal against Lucy Letby's conviction

 

[RichA]

People who have plug in air fresheners to mask the fact that their house smells of .
Next door neighbours have got their patio doors open and the wind is in just the wrong direction. I've had to come inside to avoid the overpowering odour of old ladies cheap perfume mixed with cat faeces.

 

[Fade and Die]

People who have plug in air fresheners to mask the fact that their house smells of .
Next door neighbours have got their patio doors open and the wind is in just the wrong direction. I've had to come inside to avoid the overpowering odour of old ladies cheap perfume mixed with cat faeces.

Sort of people who use febreeze on their pants instead of washing them.

 

[Billysboots]

The Romford recorder refusing to name a certain MP arrested for rape (even tho a month ago it was published his name and everyone has known since he was arrested in may 22)

We all know and it's funny how anyone normal can be named yet if it's someone with a bit of power can't be named.

Hmmm. Not so sure about that. The police generally name at the point of charge, not the point of arrest. That is not dependent on the identity of the person involved.

 

[HeftyHacker]

Even if they are just bruised, they hurt like hell when you move a tiny amount - tree cutting, no thanks

According to my brother - who appears to have ribs made from the most fragile of porcelain - cracked ribs hurt a damn sight more than broken ones.

 

[Deleted member 21784]

Hmmm. Not so sure about that. The police generally name at the point of charge, not the point of arrest. That is not dependent on the identity of the person involved.

It's very funny that he "can't be named" even tho he was named in the press just a month ago because he was up for reselection and they named him

But suddenly can't name him for legal reasons

Regardless of the allegations the bloke is a waste of space

 

[RichA]

According to my brother - who appears to have ribs made from the most fragile of porcelain - cracked ribs hurt a damn sight more than broken ones.

Like me. I've had cracked ribs on four separate occasions.
One time when I was suffering, MrsA and I were in Tesco. The woman on the till asked why I was wincing when I moved. MrsA laughingly told her that I'd only cracked a rib. The woman told us that she'd had a cracked rib and it was more painful than any of the four times she'd gone through childbirth.
MrsA very unhappy with that. I was thrilled.

 

[Orikoru]

Was playing football last night and injured my heel after a heavy landing. Proper weird injury, the bruising is more under the inside of the ankle like a sprain but it doesn't feel like a sprain. Can't put any weight on it either. Just what you want when you have 3 rounds of golf in 4 days coming up.

 

[BubbaP]

Was playing football last night and injured my heel after a heavy landing. Proper weird injury, the bruising is more under the inside of the ankle like a sprain but it doesn't feel like a sprain. Can't put any weight on it either. Just what you want when you have 3 rounds of golf in 4 days coming up.

Pretty much the same

Rory McIlroy ruptures ankle ligament playing football to put Open in doubt

Rory McIlroy’s hopes of defending the Open Championship have been plunged into severe doubt after the world No1 ruptured an ankle ligament playing football at the weekend

www.theguardian.com

 

[AmandaJR]

Was playing football last night and injured my heel after a heavy landing. Proper weird injury, the bruising is more under the inside of the ankle like a sprain but it doesn't feel like a sprain. Can't put any weight on it either. Just what you want when you have 3 rounds of golf in 4 days coming up.

Ouchey. Might be good the bruising is out so quick. Ice and elevate!

 

[Tashyboy]

Pretty much the same

Rory McIlroy ruptures ankle ligament playing football to put Open in doubt

Rory McIlroy’s hopes of defending the Open Championship have been plunged into severe doubt after the world No1 ruptured an ankle ligament playing football at the weekend

www.theguardian.com

I have had the same injury as Rory on my left ankle. Basically for my repair. Make an incision, grind a grove into the ankle, pull ligament into groove and fold over. put in a couple of staples to hold into place. Stitch up incision. Put leg in a pot for four weeks. In that time the bone grows over the groove to help secure ligament. Cry like a baby for the next few days due to the pain.

 

[Deleted member 29109]

Was playing football last night and injured my heel after a heavy landing. Proper weird injury, the bruising is more under the inside of the ankle like a sprain but it doesn't feel like a sprain. Can't put any weight on it either. Just what you want when you have 3 rounds of golf in 4 days coming up.

I’m not the only idiot then.

I haven’t played football for 6 weeks for various reasons, but did last night. Some clown had gone through the back of me and I went over on my ankle. Which is now very painful. Doesn’t look as bad as yours though.

This wouldn’t be much of a problem usually. However I have a 36 hole knockout match to play on Monday and a comp on Saturday.

I wasn’t going to play last night as I knew I would end up injured.