Random Irritations

[ExRabbit]

Get bigger bread and put 6 in, or get smaller bread and put 4 in.
If you can't do that, put 4 in and pad it out with cauliflower cheese to make the greatest sandwich there is.
Sprout sandwiches come a very close second .................................. obviously.
You're welcome.

But if you have 6, then you need to have another box ready for the next one. I'm sticking with 5!

 

[Orikoru]

Get bigger bread and put 6 in, or get smaller bread and put 4 in.
If you can't do that, put 4 in and pad it out with cauliflower cheese to make the greatest sandwich there is.
Sprout sandwiches come a very close second .................................. obviously.
You're welcome.

I think you're losing this one - if there's 10 in a box then using 5 at a time seems ideal to me.

 

[ExRabbit]

https://www.instructables.com/How-To-Make-The-Classic-Fish-Finger-Sarnie-Sandwi/

'You'll need five fish fingers per sandwich. '

 

[Mandofred]

cauliflower cheese...... I don't know how to react to that.

 

[bobmac]

Grabbing a box of 10 fish fingers from the freezer only to find there's only 5 left in there.

Who, in the name of all that is Holy, would not cook an even number of fish fingers?
Five, somebody has cooked just 5 of the buggers ......................... WHY?
It surely has to be 4 or 6, or even all 10 of them.
But 5?


The world's gone mad, I tell you, absolutely mad.

Not as bad as Tesco's bacon....you get 7 rashers in a pack

 

[Voyager EMH]

I have to agree that this is a total abomination



But five of these on my plate tomorrow is OK along with the roast spuds and parsnips



I could easily manage more, but 5 is enough.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

4 fish fingers fit perfectly in sliced bread. Cut down the middle, 2 in each half, quarter them if you want. Add in a 5th and then you end end cutting one, lengthways, down the middle. Rarely successful, it just falls out.

I'm with @Slime , the rest is just crazy talk ?

Something I'm sure we all agree on, a fish finger buttie is a perfect post round, Saturday lunchtime snack ?

 

[jim8flog]

When I'm normal I'm creamy white with brown freckles
When I'm cold I'm blue
When I'm sun burnt I'm pink
When I'm envious I'm green
When I have jaundice I'm yellow
When I'm angry I'm red
Does that make me coloured?

nice to see you fitting in with the current trend of being rainbow coloured just do not go to Qatar.

 

[jim8flog]

I'm with ExRabbit on the fish fingers 5 fits perfectly and who goes to the bother of cutting the sandwich in half?
Pack of 10 fish fingers = 2 sandwiches, pack of 15 = 3 . 4 in a sandwich means 2 left over in the box. or one sandwich with just 3.

 

[Imurg]

So many people incapable of opening another box of fish fingers........

The state of things....?

 

[Voyager EMH]

People with two boxes of fish fingers.

I've never bought a box until after I've finished one.

Its a slippery slope towards compulsion, obsession or addiction

 

[Slime]

cauliflower cheese...... I don't know how to react to that.

Thank me?

 

[Slime]

I think you're losing this one - if there's 10 in a box then using 5 at a time seems ideal to me.

Why buy a box of 10 when you can buy a box of 24?
Then you can have sarneys with fish fingers in multiples of 2, 4, 6, 8 or 12 ............................. perfecto!

 

[Slime]

https://www.instructables.com/How-To-Make-The-Classic-Fish-Finger-Sarnie-Sandwi/

'You'll need five fish fingers per sandwich. '

Ridiculous article and just fake news.
Who can take any notice whatsoever of an article purporting the use of seeded wholemeal bread?
Come on, we all know it should be sliced white bread with thick Lurpak.

 

[Slime]

Not as bad as Tesco's bacon....you get 7 rashers in a pack

 

[Slime]

I have to agree that this is a total abomination

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But five of these on my plate tomorrow is OK along with the roast spuds and parsnips

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I could easily manage more, but 5 is enough.

Right, a couple of things here.

1. 5 is NEVER enough .............................................. do I make myself clear?

2. You were doing okay until you ruined everything by mentioning parsnips, those foul tasting, roast potato wannabes!

 

[Slime]

I'm with ExRabbit on the fish fingers 5 fits perfectly and who goes to the bother of cutting the sandwich in half?
Pack of 10 fish fingers = 2 sandwiches, pack of 15 = 3 . 4 in a sandwich means 2 left over in the box. or one sandwich with just 3.

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT buy those ridiculous boxes of 10, they have no place in the 21st century.

 

[Voyager EMH]

Parsnips and sprouts together, I love 'em. Not my irritation at all, but obviously this belongs on this thread...

 

[Imurg]

Parsnips and sprouts together, I love 'em. Not my irritation at all, but obviously this belongs on this thread...

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Now we're talkin'

 

[Deleted member 21784]

Scumbags

One of the mum friends not only her phone nicked this week her car smashed window on their drive

Why?