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ExRabbit

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Get bigger bread and put 6 in, or get smaller bread and put 4 in.
If you can't do that, put 4 in and pad it out with cauliflower cheese to make the greatest sandwich there is.
Sprout sandwiches come a very close second .................................. obviously.
You're welcome.

But if you have 6, then you need to have another box ready for the next one. I'm sticking with 5! :D
 

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Get bigger bread and put 6 in, or get smaller bread and put 4 in.
If you can't do that, put 4 in and pad it out with cauliflower cheese to make the greatest sandwich there is.
Sprout sandwiches come a very close second .................................. obviously.
You're welcome.
I think you're losing this one - if there's 10 in a box then using 5 at a time seems ideal to me.
 

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Grabbing a box of 10 fish fingers from the freezer only to find there's only 5 left in there.

Who, in the name of all that is Holy, would not cook an even number of fish fingers?
Five, somebody has cooked just 5 of the buggers ......................... WHY?
It surely has to be 4 or 6, or even all 10 of them.
But 5?


The world's gone mad, I tell you, absolutely mad. :mad:

Not as bad as Tesco's bacon....you get 7 rashers in a pack
 

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I have to agree that this is a total abomination

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But five of these on my plate tomorrow is OK along with the roast spuds and parsnips

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I could easily manage more, but 5 is enough.
 

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4 fish fingers fit perfectly in sliced bread. Cut down the middle, 2 in each half, quarter them if you want. Add in a 5th and then you end end cutting one, lengthways, down the middle. Rarely successful, it just falls out.

I'm with @Slime , the rest is just crazy talk ?

Something I'm sure we all agree on, a fish finger buttie is a perfect post round, Saturday lunchtime snack ?
 

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nice to see you fitting in with the current trend of being rainbow coloured:LOL: just do not go to Qatar.
 

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I'm with ExRabbit on the fish fingers 5 fits perfectly and who goes to the bother of cutting the sandwich in half?
Pack of 10 fish fingers = 2 sandwiches, pack of 15 = 3 . 4 in a sandwich means 2 left over in the box. or one sandwich with just 3.
 

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I have to agree that this is a total abomination

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But five of these on my plate tomorrow is OK along with the roast spuds and parsnips

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I could easily manage more, but 5 is enough.

Right, a couple of things here.

1. 5 is NEVER enough .............................................. do I make myself clear?

2. You were doing okay until you ruined everything by mentioning parsnips, those foul tasting, roast potato wannabes!
 

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I'm with ExRabbit on the fish fingers 5 fits perfectly and who goes to the bother of cutting the sandwich in half?
Pack of 10 fish fingers = 2 sandwiches, pack of 15 = 3 . 4 in a sandwich means 2 left over in the box. or one sandwich with just 3.

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT buy those ridiculous boxes of 10, they have no place in the 21st century.
 

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Scumbags

One of the mum friends not only her phone nicked this week her car smashed window on their drive

Why?
 
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