Random Irritations

[AmandaJR]

Watching the ladies tennis final and cant help thinking that the line judges outfits are awful - they wouldn't look out of place in Peaky Blinders !

I could have bought ladies final tickets 2 for £400 from the LTA but I dont follow tennis much having stopped playing 20+ years back. The last match I saw live was McEnroe v Pat Cash a 5 setter and never fancied going again, that game was as good as it gets!

Unflattering at best. Crimplene been on order for Wimbledon since time began!

 

[Blue in Munich]

The Numan adverts.

 

[chrisd]

Unflattering at best. Crimplene been on order for Wimbledon since time began!

The men look bad, but the women ...............

 

[Imurg]

The Numan adverts.

I'll raise you the Verisure alarm ad...
How much did that bloke get paid to nod like a dog on the back shelf of a car..?
And he's punched waaaaay above his weight.....

 

[Doon frae Troon]

You watch Peter Crouch be the new face of BBC football, they're doing their best to groom him despite him being a cringeworthy tv presenter ?

He is truly robotic.
Cringeworthy, about as funny as Mike and Bernie.

 

[Slime]

The stupid cow screaming AY-YA every time she hits the ball in the womens' doubles, whilst the other three play without screaming/grunting. Her screams get louder throughout the rally and continue well after the ball has been hit.
To me it's borderline cheating .............................. no, it's cheating, no borderline about it.

 

[Slime]

Nettle stings. Daisy jumped in the river and then couldn't get back up the bank so had to drag her out and got nettled to bits - including somehow on my bum through my shorts. Not funny!

Are you sure about that?

 

[Dando]

Why is it that at the caravan we rarely have the tv on yet at home we’re almost glued to it?

 

[Piece]

The wife manages to hit every drain and pot hole whilst driving. Any chance you could drive around at least one?

 

[Billysboots]

The wife manages to hit every drain and pot hole whilst driving. Any chance you could drive around at least one?

Are we married to the same woman?

 

[Billysboots]

Nettle stings. Daisy jumped in the river and then couldn't get back up the bank so had to drag her out and got nettled to bits - including somehow on my bum through my shorts. Not funny!

When I was a lad a long, long time ago me and a mate were out cycling in the local woods when my mate decided he urgently needed a ?

As he had no means of, ahem, cleansing himself afterwards I helpfully suggested he went under a bridge in the stream and wiped himself clean using some leaves.

What followed was plenty of screams of agony from him, and me crying with laughter as I searched frantically for some dock leaves. He clearly didn’t know harmless leaves from stinging nettles.

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[Slime]

The wife manages to hit every drain and pot hole whilst driving. Any chance you could drive around at least one?

In your R6?

 

[Slime]

When I was a lad a long, long time ago me and a mate were out cycling in the local woods when my mate decided he urgently needed a ?

As he had no means of, ahem, cleansing himself afterwards I helpfully suggested he went under a bridge in the stream and wiped himself clean using some leaves.

What followed was plenty of screams of agony from him, and me crying with laughter as I searched frantically for some dock leaves. He clearly didn’t know harmless leaves from stinging nettles.

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Be grateful he didn't use a leaf of the Gympie-Gympie as found in Australia.
Also know as the Stinging Tree or Suicide Plant!

https://allthatsinteresting.com/gympie-gympie

 

[AmandaJR]

Why is it that at the caravan we rarely have the tv on yet at home we’re almost glued to it?

We used to have a caravan and were the same. Something more simple about the style of living which is great.

 

[Swinglowandslow]

The stupid cow screaming AY-YA every time she hits the ball in the womens' doubles, whilst the other three play without screaming/grunting. Her screams get louder throughout the rally and continue well after the ball has been hit.
To me it's borderline cheating .............................. no, it's cheating, no borderline about it.

I would like to see a spectator stand up and tell her to stop shouting like that because it is not only getting on (his/her ) nerves, it is also adversely affecting his/her health.
About time the Tennis authorities stopped it.

 

[Billysboots]

I would like to see a spectator stand up and tell her to stop shouting like that because it is not only getting on (his/her ) nerves, it is also adversely affecting his/her health.
About time the Tennis authorities stopped it.

Agreed. It’s as infuriating as it is unnecessary.

The only time grunting like that is truly required is when attempting some particularly challenging DIY, such as removing screws without an electric screwdriver.

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[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Agreed. It’s as infuriating as it is unnecessary.

The only time grunting like that is truly required is when attempting some particularly challenging DIY, such as removing screws without an electric screwdriver.

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Or when you get past a certain age and you are trying to pull on a pair of socks…?

 

[ColchesterFC]

Or when you get past a certain age and you are trying to pull on your socks…

Or when you get past a certain age and are trying to get up from the sofa.

 

[Piece]

In your R6?

Not a chance!

In her QashQai!

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Found a huge nail sticking out of one of the rear tyres on the Frag Jag, only fitter in town with them in stock, Kwik Fit.
4 new tyres later that’ll be £935 please Sir

Suppose you can’t take it with you ?