Slime
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Not the cyclist in the cycle lane, but the cyclist next to him .......................................... in my lane!
Random Irritations
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They can legally ride 2 a breast though and can ride on the road so legally it’s fine
Bloody annoying tho
Maybe her bag was like Mary Poppins’ (that’s a polite answer)
anotherdouble
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This must be the 1st time that 2 unrelated people were both in the same place and witnessed the same irritation. Hope you introduced yourselves and went for a beer or a coffee. What are the chances of meeting up without organising it. That is what the forum is all about👌😜
Beezerk
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The bad cough and cold which I felt coming on through last week has decided to go full blown today. Coupled with a hangover from last nights session with the football lads it's fair to say today has been a bit of a wipeout 
Tyneside tomorrow should be interesting
Tyneside tomorrow should be interesting
Fade and Die
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This. ^^^^ not sure if I feel randomly irritated or amazed at the level of twattery that is displayed by people on here sometimes. 🤔
Putting a watch in for a full service and to replace a broken face and it came back a week ago and no contact from the jewellers and when I picked it up the watch wasn't working as the battery had died
upsidedown
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Whoever decided not to hand in my wifes keys at A&E that she dropped out her bag whilst furtling for change one handed with a broken arm to call a taxi to take her home as i was down at Ludlow and her phone was back at the golf club in her car where she had broken it !!
Beezerk
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Simon Cowell’s face on that advert, it looks computer generated 😂.
He’s obviously had loads of work done and not for the better #lookscreepy
He’s obviously had loads of work done and not for the better #lookscreepy
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How about just Simon Cowell?
See your Simon Cowell and raise you an Amanda Holden
I think they use the same dodgy surgeon, the look is equally poor. Is there anyone more talentless than her?
Bunkermagnet
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It look like he’s ironed his face
Crazyface
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now that would have been a good verbal. "Hey Mary Poppins, just use a quid coin!!!!"
wrong, you were not there. 10... the supervisor even came over and took all the people behind me to the next till they opened and two of them where done by the time she scrabbed together her 87p
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My mother. Love her to bits and appreciate everything she does but Jesus I need to spell things out.
She just taken my daughter out for day (not a day I need her too , but she’s off and wants to go out with her happy days enjoy have a lovely time) but the constant questions of timings for things
Mum I give you my shifts in a print out that lives on your fridge, I txt you the days and times required to a special WhatsApp group so you can find them anytime. You write them in your diary
Why do you need to ask me 10 times after that?
She just taken my daughter out for day (not a day I need her too , but she’s off and wants to go out with her happy days enjoy have a lovely time) but the constant questions of timings for things
Mum I give you my shifts in a print out that lives on your fridge, I txt you the days and times required to a special WhatsApp group so you can find them anytime. You write them in your diary
Why do you need to ask me 10 times after that?
Orikoru
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Sunday League refs. Gave one free kick (scored), and two penalties (one missed, one scored) against us yesterday, none of which were fouls and we lost 2-1 having put in a brilliant performance. Makes you wonder why you bother turning up.
Dan2501
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Organising matchplay matches. Always seems to be such a pain in the backside.
Kellfire
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Played my first ever full 11-aside game two weekends ago. I was played at RB and their LW was a decent player. He had me for pace so I had to be clever and force him down empty channels a lot. I held my own so he started the theatrics. One he tried to turn me and I simply stood my ground and he ran into me, without playing the ball. Ref blew the whistle and he thought he was going to be spoken to - but it was me who got a lecture! As the ref went away, the player even laughed and said he'd hit the deck on purpose and couldn't believe the outcome.
Then towards the end when he was desperate to get a winner, he was running square across the face of the box, I showed him out wide and he did an amazing dive and twist. It was hilarious and I was at least a yard award from him which everyone saw. Free kick given against me! It was shocking. His own team mates had started laughing at him, only for him to get the free. I couldn't believe it. This time the player got up saying he had to take evasive action in case I "booted him like before".
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