Random Irritations

Having just been given a date for Op to remove the offending bone in my right foot, that bits fine as it will solve to daily pain I'm in..

The irritation is that it puts me out of playing for at least 4 weeks it's 5 days before the Old farts meet up so I can no longer play in that, puts me out of 2 major club comps, if doesn't heal in that time potentially puts me out of club championship, means being on crutches for my stag do in Germany and will mean being in pain on my wedding day 😠
The pain always starts from your wedding day !!

All the best with the Op.
 
Few random ones today.. part my own fault part companies fault

Booked wrong day at cinema (it changed the date when I changed the number of adults going .. hate vues website)

got back from wifes eye test to find they havent given us a copy of the prescription so cant order her sunglasses online yet

Natwest.. not telling me I need a card reader to make payments online (id only used app before) but never thought to send me one I have to request one.. 2 weeks later it arrives im ready to activate.. forgot my pin (I dont use the card)

what a donut.
 
The farmer who raced out in his VW Golf to reprimand us for letting the dogs wander onto the crop field from the bridleway we were on. He then proceeded to reverse his car at me twice to try and intimidate before squealing a 3 point turn and speeding back to the farm. I had nowhere to go but the very field he was trying to protect (though not sure how much, if any, damage the dogs could have done to knee high wheat grass).
 
The farmer who raced out in his VW Golf to reprimand us for letting the dogs wander onto the crop field from the bridleway we were on. He then proceeded to reverse his car at me twice to try and intimidate before squealing a 3 point turn and speeding back to the farm. I had nowhere to go but the very field he was trying to protect (though not sure how much, if any, damage the dogs could have done to knee high wheat grass).

Did you get the registration number of the car?
 
Did you get the registration number of the car?

Sadly no. Reported to police who were less than interested and even more so when I couldn't provide that. "You've said yourself he was polite"..."so sorry old bean but looks like I'm going to have to drive my car into you - I'll be verbally polite though"! Then the usual blah blah about lack of manpower etc etc.
 
Sadly no. Reported to police who were less than interested and even more so when I couldn't provide that. "You've said yourself he was polite"..."so sorry old bean but looks like I'm going to have to drive my car into you - I'll be verbally polite though"! Then the usual blah blah about lack of manpower etc etc.

Could you train Daisy and Barley to bite tyres?
 
It would be churlish to add Fulham again (three straight bloody wins) so I'd have say ordering a sausage bap (on white) and getting a bacon bap on brown. Twice. I wouldn't mind but we were fourth group out so the kitchen was hardly swamped. When it did come the sausages were lukewarm.
 
the person i let in front of me at the supermarket till today, she only had one item. stood there watching the person in front of her pack, then it cam to her turn scrabbled around for 10 mins looking for the 87p in her purse, she had plenty of £1 coins and cash, but still insisted in taking the entire contents of her handbag out looking for change
 
the person i let in front of me at the supermarket till today, she only had one item. stood there watching the person in front of her pack, then it cam to her turn scrabbled around for 10 mins looking for the 87p in her purse, she had plenty of £1 coins and cash, but still insisted in taking the entire contents of her handbag out looking for change

Ten minutes? I’m calling bs on that. Maybe a minute. Not ten.
 
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