Random Irritations

[HomerJSimpson]

Just being asked to walk the length of the hospital to pick up some paperwork, checking with the other department before setting off they were all ready, getting down there to a locked door and no-one in the office. Loitered for 10 minutes and walked back empty handed. Looking for an unsuspecting ward clerk to go later

 

[PJ87]

James Blunt?!

I don't understand why anyone finds him annoying

Very funny man who's very talented with music aswell.

 

[Imurg]

We have a fairly large car park at one of the shopping centres in town.
Its a good place to meet clients as some work in town or live close.
Its one of these "2 hours free parking if you display a ticket" ones.
Which is fine, no problem with that...until the closest ticket machine is out of order...and so is the next...and the next.....I'm starting to lose the will to live now
Finally find one, at the furthest point from my car, that's working and there's a 15 person queue as it seems to be the only machine working.
Get back to the car a quarter of an hour and the best part of half a mile after I left it to find the parking attendant in the process of writing out a ticket.
Whilst explaining the situation to him, another 3 people come up to him, brandishing tickets he'd written out, all complaining of the same problem.
Fortunately he took them all back.

 

[Pin-seeker]

I don't understand why anyone finds him annoying

Very funny man who's very talented with music aswell.

quite a hit with the ladies aswell.

 

[Pin-seeker]

James Blunt?!

Nope sorry.

Now if you’d said John Newman I might have given you it.

 

[Wilson]

Companies who call and say they need to take me to through security checks to confirm who I am, but then don't know what to say when I ask them to prove who they are.

 

[Pathetic Shark]

The candidates who dressed up and behaved like nobs at the election results. I know they have a democratic right to be there but this gag was done in 1988 in BlackAdder III with the "Standing at the back, dressed stupidly and acting stupid party".

 

[Dando]

Lily Allen, again

 

[Wolf]

Would’ve been funnier if you’d shat your pants

No such danger.. Mind you they were sports shorts so ni underwear underneath, had the lining gone as well then my old chap would've been popping out to say hello ?

 

[Wolf]

Sam Smith... AGAIN.

Jesus.. I heard that song this morning, i swear even the local dogs went mad at the pitch he sung that in.. I was tempted to launch the radio out the kitchen window to make the pain stop.

 

[AmandaJR]

Nope sorry.

Now if you’d said John Newman I might have given you it.

Ooh had to Google him - "Love Me Again" played on You Tube and not too offensive to my ears

 

[AmandaJR]

I don't understand why anyone finds him annoying

Very funny man who's very talented with music aswell.

His voice has the same effect on me as fingernails down a blackboard!

 

[Imurg]

The Peasant in the transit that pulled out in front of me earlier, straight off the building site, who then accelerated hard, spraying the car with mud and stones to the point I had to stop and clean the windows as the wipers and fluid couldn't cope ...

 

[Pin-seeker]

Ooh had to Google him - "Love Me Again" played on You Tube and not too offensive to my ears

Wow you’re having a mare today Amanda ?

 

[Kellfire]

The election now officially doesn’t matter to me for the time being.

Cancer. That’s my random irritation for now and the foreseeable. Cancer. Worst case scenario has been realised.

Can I break the swearing rules if I use asterisks? You ******* ****.

 

[Slime]

The election now officially doesn’t matter to me for the time being.

Cancer. That’s my random irritation for now and the foreseeable. Cancer. Worst case scenario has been realised.

Can I break the swearing rules if I use asterisks? You ******* ****.

Wow, sorry to hear that.

 

[patricks148]

i heard some real sheer hite on the way home the oyjerv day it was cover of Donna Summer sounded a bit like him in that the song was a real Butchers job, is that it?

it was him!!! on again earlier, how to Ruin a classic

 

[Bunkermagnet]

No such danger.. Mind you they were sports shorts so ni underwear underneath, had the lining gone as well then my old chap would've been popping out to say hello ?

Not much to show then..

 

[Wolf]

Not much to show then..

No you're right not much at all especially as the air con was on ??

 

[Orikoru]

When you're ironing your shirt for the night out and the bloody iron stops working half way through. I'll now have to talk to everyone in side profile for the entire evening.