Random Irritations

[Burnsey]

Wonky rear reg plates.

 

[The Squirrel]

I’m not going to last the week.
8 of us on route stop for lunch. She splits the bill 8 ways which is £22 each including drinks.
She says I’m only paying £20.80 as that’s what mine come too and left it on the table.
I pocketed her money and paid for it all on my card and told the others my treat.
She then asks me for the £20.80 back if I’m paying for everyone.
I told her it’s her contribution towards petrol and shopping for the week but she is not happy

Bravo, sir. Well played!

 

[irip]

Bravo, sir. Well played!

I was a little bit worried she might sneak up on me during the night but fortunately there is wooden flooring and I’ll hear her cloven hooves before she gets to me

 

[Fade and Die]

I’m trying to not let if affect me and just enjoy the time away with family.

I foolishly invited my MIL to join us on holiday about 18 years ago, I paid for everything so no problems there but the old bat seemed to think we had nothing better to do than to wait on her 24/7, all the cooking, cleaning, making tea, going to the shops etc, she didn’t lift a finger all week…given that we had two boys under 5 we had rather hoped that she would be helping us!
Needless to say she was never invited again.