Random Irritations

We always hold a post course pee up/awards in the bar and now we’re Being told by the higher ups, we’re no longer allowed to name the worst on course as one of the awards. All the awards are voted for by peers on the course not the instructing staff and are just a bit of fun delivered with humour and light hearted banter and we let the guys on course give it back to us as well. But one officer has taken offence apparently so now a 30year tradition has to stop 😒
What would be the consequence of everyone ignoring it and the recipients saying no offence taken?
 
Holy cow, that must be one of the worst ringtone choices of all time 😱. I mean, it could have been The Smiths but heck that's a depressing choice.

Good version but not a ringtone
I once had the intro to "Hanging on the Telephone" by Blondie. I was in a queue in a Post Office when everyone heard a loud dial tone followed by "IM IN A PHONE BOX ITS THE ONE ACROSS THE HALL...."
It took a second or so for me to realise it was me and several seconds more to kill it.
Cue me pulling a Mr Bean face at everyone looking at me.
 
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