Mudball
Assistant Pro
Get them to read your posts here … They will know that you post all your bodily fluids here… will stop the Ads
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Get them to read your posts here … They will know that you post all your bodily fluids here… will stop the Ads
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Mudball
Assistant Pro
Inconsistent T-shirt size
L from M&S is same as XL from Next which barely covers XXL from Crew… wtf
L from M&S is same as XL from Next which barely covers XXL from Crew… wtf
Bazzatron
Q-School Graduate
Completely embarrassed myself, blacked out for a split second as I got out the bath and ended up on the floor worrying the wife and kids.
The reason for it?.....the bath water was far too hot.
The reason for it?.....the bath water was far too hot.
Son did something similar about 15 years back. Unfortunately the top of the stairs was just outside the bathroom door. He cam down half of them totally out cold.
Voyager EMH
Slipper Wearing Plucker of Pheasants
Happened to me about 15 years ago. Doctor recommended a hot bath, because I was suffering sciatica and the pain was likely causing too much muscular tension. Well, I hadn't been getting much sleep for several nights and felt very tired. Wife was close by as I struggled getting in and out of the bath. Felt myself going as I got out, got to the floor and gone.. for a few seconds. Came round completely wrapped in towels on the bathroom floor. She's a good lass.
Bazzatron
Q-School Graduate
12 hour Twitter ban 
You can't leave that there. What caused the ban?12 hour Twitter ban
Good point. He could give us the sanitised version though ?If he says it might get him a ban from here too!
BiMGuy
LIV Bot, (But Not As Big As Mel) ?
Trimming my leylandii hedge this afternoon and my neighbour, who I have never ever spoken spoken to. Starts shouting at me and threatening to sue me if I damage his property or take too much off the top as I will impact on his privacy.
He'd gone full billy big balls with his Mrs stood in support. I don't think laughing at him helped ?
He'd gone full billy big balls with his Mrs stood in support. I don't think laughing at him helped ?
Bazzatron
Q-School Graduate
Use of the worst swear word in the English language ( I know, I know, it's disgusting).
I should've racially abused someone instead
You got off lightly with 12 hours then ?. I take it you are suitably chastised?
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
You mean you called someone a Gooner
i knew we were close to rockbottom, now the chairboys are piping up I know weve got there ??????
Bazzatron
Q-School Graduate
Yeah because I'm proper bored now
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Wilson
Head Pro
My SIL getting a puppy, an act which is totally unsuitable to her and her family - they’ve not even made it through the first day and it’s now with my MIL! The puppy appears to have come from a travellers site, and is poorly already, poor thing.
Crazyface
Tour Winner
Our clown of a neighbor is wanting our deviding hedge at 6 foot. It currently is at about 5ft.5 on our side and 6 ft so in effect has a side mohican. LOL. Well a little chat was had with the muppet 2 months ago and he was adamant "they" him and his big fat (she's enormous) wife wanted it higher. Well that's what they are gonna get. I'm going to let my side grow and grow and grow until it blocks all his light out forever.
GB72
Money List Winner
Why did I read that last sentence in my head in the voice of a bond villain??
Dando
Q-School Graduate
My iPhone charger that I leave in the kitchen, has gone missing again!
Given all 4 of us have had iPhones for the last 6+ years I can’t believe there’s a shortage of cables in the house.
Given all 4 of us have had iPhones for the last 6+ years I can’t believe there’s a shortage of cables in the house.
Robster59
Tour Rookie
Walking in the local park today, somebody had obviously been riding a horse as it had left it's muck right in the middle of the path, TWICE! Dog owners have to clear up after their dogs, why can't horse riders?
