Random Irritations

One definite covid case in the Scotland A rugby team and 8 others now isolating. Was looking forward to the match at Welford Road, hope it can go ahead.

Not having a dig or anything but that is 2 Scotland teams in a week with cases. Are there issues with their covid protocols or, indeed, the protocols where they are training (assume they were in England for matches both times).
 
How come the wife gives me a job list ?
I don’t have time for these things my life span is on average shorter than a woman so I need to spend my time wisely …
 
One of my dogs has been particularly naughty this week. To add to that naughtiness during a reprimand and being picked up he has bit my head leaving a nice little toothy gash.
 
Mrs Colch's nickname is "Pickfords" because of the amount of time she spends moving furniture.

My wife is Capability Brown. I dug, no pun intended, my heels in over her current plans to change the garden 2 weeks ago. She came up with the same plans, again/again/again this evening. Still not happening.
 
My wife is Capability Brown. I dug, no pun intended, my heels in over her current plans to change the garden 2 weeks ago. She came up with the same plans, again/again/again this evening. Still not happening.

I’ve lost count of the number of times I have put plants in (where Mrs d has told me) only to have to move them the next day
 
Fancied a bbq for tea but couldn’t get gas for love nor money so planned to cook it in the oven.

Eldest calls from work and said she’ll bring pizzas in with her - not a problem and everyone is happy

Eldest then says she fancies shish kebab again no problem everyone happy

Mrs d has moaned 6 times that I haven’t bothered to cook tea.

I’m sure if i shot myself she’d moan that I didn’t hang myself
 
Fancied a bbq for tea but couldn’t get gas for love nor money so planned to cook it in the oven.

Eldest calls from work and said she’ll bring pizzas in with her - not a problem and everyone is happy

Eldest then says she fancies shish kebab again no problem everyone happy

Mrs d has moaned 6 times that I haven’t bothered to cook tea.

I’m sure if i shot myself she’d moan that I didn’t hang myself

Not really a BBQ if you're using gas ?
 
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