Laughter - the best medicine

[rudebhoy]

 

[Slime]

What kind of award did the dentist receive?





A little plaque.

 

[Fade and Die]

 

[jim8flog]

 

[SocketRocket]

It makes me laugh that Boris Johnsons political party is now introducing rules\laws that will make all members of his party look like letterboxes.

Oh how we laughed ?

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Leftie]

I bought a suppository from Ikea. I had to put it up myself.

 

[Norrin Radd]

So I said to the wife,,,,just been talking to Harry the milkman ,he reckons hes had every woman in the strret bar one .
the wife said
.......I bet its that stuck up cow at number 57.

 

[Pathetic Shark]

I told a friend of mine that apart from my sister, mother and mother-in-law, I had slept with every woman in the village.
He told me that between us we had completed the full set.

 

[sunshine]

I told a friend of mine that apart from my sister, mother and mother-in-law, I had slept with every woman in the village.
He told me that between us we had completed the full set.

So this joke is basically "I shagged your mum"? Scraping the barrel!!!

 

[jim8flog]

I bought a suppository from Ikea. I had to put it up myself.

I thought the drug for erectile dysfunction was blue.

 

[Robster59]

I'm not sure this is totally ethical. Might buy one just in case
Mulligan Genie

 

[bobmac]

 

[Doon frae Troon]

On a mapping tracker of people who voted in favour of English Independence from the UK the regions with by far the most supporting votes are from all of Scotland and NW Wales.

 

[Slime]

I just love irony!

 

[Slime]

A Chinese company have bought out a new range of snacks called ........................................................... Not Poodle.

 

[CliveW]

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of pounds for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten pounds and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago." the homeless man replied. "Will you spend it on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS?" replied the homeless man. I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead I'm going to take you home for a hot bath and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?" The man replied, "That's OK. I'ts important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and playing golf."

 

[Dando]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...M-cabinet-look-like-members-opposite-sex.html

 

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