Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

 

[bobmac]

 

[Orikoru]

 

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

 

[Maninblack4612]

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This joke is neither topical nor funny. The quality of some of the jokes on here is extremely poor. Do golfers not have a sense of humour or are most of their jokes liable to invoke sanctions?

 

[rulefan]

This joke is neither topical nor funny. The quality of some of the jokes on here is extremely poor. Do golfers not have a sense of humour or are most of their jokes liable to invoke sanctions?

I think we should have a 'dislike' option.

 

[Dando]

This joke is neither topical nor funny. The quality of some of the jokes on here is extremely poor. Do golfers not have a sense of humour or are most of their jokes liable to invoke sanctions?

rather than whinge and moan, don't follow the thread. its quite simple

 

[toyboy54]

rather than whinge and moan, don't follow the thread. its quite simple

 

[toyboy54]

Dando..Keep up the good work.I think all your stuff good!!
Jimbo

 

[Maninblack4612]

Dando..Keep up the good work.I think all your stuff good!!
Jimbo

That's a good one!

 

[Maninblack4612]

rather than whinge and moan, don't follow the thread. its quite simple

The are some gems among the dross.

 

[ADB]

Just rang up B&Q and asked "how big is the queue?"

He said, "same size as the B"

 

[AmandaJR]

Just rang up B&Q and asked "how big is the queue?"

He said, "same size as the B"

Best yet

 

[Pathetic Shark]

Outcry as Hobbits tear down Barad-Dur without permission
The destruction of Barad-Dur, stronghold of the Dark Lord Sauron, without consultation with the owner has led to a debate on how best to commemorate the achievements of the Orcs.
Barad-Dur, which has stood since the Second Age, was regarded as a local landmark and many residents of Mordor had an affection for the tower but ‘were ignorant of its history of conflict with the last alliance of men and elves’.
A campaign to erect a plaque on the dark tower to place Sauron’s actions in historical context had faced resistance from black riders upon fell beasts, meaning protesters felt they had ‘no choice’ but to cast the ring of power into Mount Doom and reduce the tower to a heap of rubble upon the plains of Gorgoroth.
Opponents of the move highlighted the achievements of Sauron in providing employment for legions of Orcs and goblins, and setting up great mills and factories, with Grima Wormtongue accusing the Hobbits of ‘trying to erase history’.
“The Black Tower was a constant visual reminder of the great darkness which once spread across all the lands of Middle-Earth,” said campaigner Samwise Gamgee.
“Sauron liked to present himself as fair, and giving wise council in arts and magic, but he was actually foul and a lot of people are ignorant of his history of oppression in places like Eregion and Dagorlad. We are going to pull down Minas Tirith and the towers of Lindon next. Those symbols of Numenorean and Elvish colonisation have to go.”

 

[BubbaP]

Here's the full version

 

[Pathetic Shark]

An applicant to join the Belfast IRA was asked how many letters of the alphabet there are.
"24" he replied. "Because they're ain't no B or Q around here any more".

 

[jim8flog]

ignore hit the wrong button

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Doon frae Troon]

It makes me laugh that Boris Johnsons political party is now introducing rules\laws that will make all members of his party look like letterboxes.