I really (really) cannot believe how thick some people are....

[Smiffy]

Guy picked up a new Qashqai about two weeks ago. He drove all the way over to the showroom yesterday to complain that his CD player wasn't working. He'd just bought a new CD and couldn't listen to it. So I went out to the car, jumped in, ignition on, stereo on and popped the CD in no problem. "There you go, it's working ok" says I. "Oh, I didn't realise I had to switch it on" he replied. FFS!!! How the feck do some people get through life???

 

[USER1999]

Is this the first car he has ever owned? They are all the same!

 

[Monty_Brown]

That's quite a long drive for Bob to buy a car isn't it?....

 

[Crazyface]

Guy picked up a new Qashqai about two weeks ago. He drove all the way over to the showroom yesterday to complain that his CD player wasn't working. He'd just bought a new CD and couldn't listen to it. So I went out to the car, jumped in, ignition on, stereo on and popped the CD in no problem. "There you go, it's working ok" says I. "Oh, I didn't realise I had to switch it on" he replied. FFS!!! How the feck do some people get through life???

He bought a new car didn't he? That in itself shows the amount of brain cells he possesses.

 

[bladeplayer]

Guy picked up a new Qashqai about two weeks ago.

I think that sentance alone would have explained it enough..:whoo:

Mind you i wouldnt mess with a guy that can pick up a Qashqai , one strong fella .. :rofl:

 

[Oddsocks]

That's quite a long drive for Bob to buy a car isn't it?....

boom boom tiche.... lol

 

[gripitripit]

Some cd players do take a cd and play it if ignition is off. If it did not I would just try with ignition on. Seems this chap did not..!

 

[Basher]

I blame the Salesman who obviously failed to mention and fully explain the features of the audio system installed within the said vehicle!
Just can't get the staff these days.

 

[Scottjd1]

I blame the Salesman who obviously failed to mention and fully explain the features of the audio system installed within the said vehicle!
Just can't get the staff these days.

+1 :ears:

 

[Captainron]

Guy picked up a new Qashqai about two weeks ago. He drove all the way over to the showroom yesterday to complain that his CD player wasn't working. He'd just bought a new CD and couldn't listen to it. So I went out to the car, jumped in, ignition on, stereo on and popped the CD in no problem. "There you go, it's working ok" says I. "Oh, I didn't realise I had to switch it on" he replied. FFS!!! How the feck do some people get through life???

What worries me is that the DVLA were dumb enough to give the idiot a licence

 

[bozza]

Nowt wrong with the qashqui!

We make parts for them where I work so they must be good solid cars if I've helped make one!

:s

 

[Tommo21]

Guy picked up a new Qashqai about two weeks ago. He drove all the way over to the showroom yesterday to complain that his CD player wasn't working. He'd just bought a new CD and couldn't listen to it. So I went out to the car, jumped in, ignition on, stereo on and popped the CD in no problem. "There you go, it's working ok" says I. "Oh, I didn't realise I had to switch it on" he replied. FFS!!! How the feck do some people get through life???

If your boss man reads this you could get the boot. Customers are customers and the ones who cant work the CD player should play a round of golf with Smiffy.

 

[Smiffy]

Nowt wrong with the qashqui! We make parts for them where I work so they must be good solid cars if I've helped make one! :s

You obviously don't make the "Qashqai" name badges Geezer

 

[need_my_wedge]

A friend of mine (won't mention names) bought a new car a couple of years ago. He drives like he's never worked out how the clutch and gears work in conjunction with each other, that there's a smooth transgression there somewheres - I'm assuming he did have lessons when he "learnt" to drive...... Anyhow, the other week , he drove home from work only for his engine to seize completely............turns out in the 2 or 3 years he's owned it, he never had it serviced, and not once did he put any oil into it. His reasoning was that no one had told him that it needed to do this.........

 

[Smiffy]

I blame the Salesman who obviously failed to mention and fully explain the features of the audio system installed within the said vehicle! Just can't get the staff these days.

Just as well it wasn't me then ;-)

 

[chrisd]

I get similar problems and it's usually from "know it all younger guys". I have a plant hire business and these kids have usually done a 3 week course in a building trade so they are all experts. They come in for their employers to hire something and, no, they dont need showing how to start or use it cos we've used loads of them and, or course, they get 25 miles a way and ring in a most abusive fashion, moaning about the sh*te that we've given them that knackered an they want it replaced immediately. We just enquire whether theyv'e turned the fuel on (or whatever) and, of course, woosh its fine - no apology - still our fault, its ok now!


Don't you just luv 'em?



Chris

 

[AuburnWarrior]

What worries me is that the DVLA were dumb enough to give the idiot a licence

There's a few of them about though!!!

The other day I saw a woman driving along whilst talking on her mobile phone. She pulled over - and lit a fag. She then pulled out and carried on her merry way.

Now, I know they say that women can multi task but that was taking the wee-wee!!!