Great incentive by Cooden GC

[Smiffy]

Cooden are giving a course of six lessons to novice lady golfers, followed by a one hour course management lesson starting from this Saturday.
Cost? ......................Completely free!!!

The Missus has phoned and booked up to go down there to see what it's all about.
Whilst the clubs intentions must be admired, I can't help thinking.....................

 

[StrangelyBrown]

So when are you taking up bowls then?

 

[Tommo21]

I can't help thinking.........mixed pairs.

 

[chrisd]

Novice women golfers, free lessons, wife going there !!!

The whole world has gone mad!


Chris

 

[ADB]

Get a wig on and some lipstick and hope the instructors are short sighted....

 

[bobmac]

I can't help thinking.....................

It's going to cost you a fortune.
She'll need all the clubs of course, all the clothes, shoes, bag, handbag to match the bag, membership, go kart etc etc etc. Christmas pressies should be easy though

Then of course, eventually, the inevitable day will come when she out-drives you, probably in about 3 weeks

 

[CMAC]

I cant help thinking.................fresh totty

 

[john0]

No more away trips with the boys and leaving the Mrs at home

She might even get some nice white trousers and creased jumper so you can have matching outfits!

 

[bladeplayer]

I can't help thinking.....................

If they MUST be out on the course it better to try train them ?? joking ladies just joking

 

[Smiffy]

No more away trips with the boys and leaving the Mrs at home

Wanna bet?
I'm off to Turkey in May. She can stay at home

 

[richart]

No more away trips with the boys and leaving the Mrs at home

Wanna bet?
I'm off to Turkey in May. She can stay at home

I take it she ( Sam ) doesn't come on here, otherwise there could be a couple of extra meatballs for tea tonight.

 

[Smiffy]

I take it she ( Sam ) doesn't come on here, otherwise there could be a couple of extra meatballs for tea tonight.

Caesar salad for me tonight my good man.
I'm on a health kick.
Followed by American pancakes, maple syrup and extra thick double cream.

 

[Smiffy]

Well the Missus went down and had her first free lesson.
Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Worked on her grip.
Next week it's selecting the right colour curtains for the secretarys office.

 

[alexgolf]

Well the Missus went down and had her first free lesson.
Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Worked on her grip.
Next week it's selecting the right colour curtains for the secretarys office.

Possably the most pathetic post ive ever seen.

Even taking into account that this is "a jokey post" what Cooden are trying here is something new and should be applauded.

Even just posting this is pathetic