Golfing quotes

[Khamelion]

"If you think it's difficult to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball" - Jack Lemmon

"Show me a man who is a good loser, and I'll show ou a man who is playing golf with his boss." - Jim Murray

"Seve Ballesteros hits the ball further than I go on my holidays" - Lee Trevino

"If I had to choose between my wife and my putter - I'd miss her" - Gary Player

"MY golf practice is coming on. I can put seven balls into the downstairs lav from the landing" - Rigsby

"While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake" - Henny Youngman

"Is my friend in the bunker or is the <expletive> on the green" - David Feherty

 

[Doon frae Troon]

If a' had had ony luck today it wid hae been nae luck.......Wee Jimmy.

The line is on that green car driving doon the road......Percy the caddie legend.

 

[Blue in Munich]

One of Max Faulkner's caddies when asked the line of a putt; "It's slightly straight sir!"

 

[rickg]

"It was still rising when it hit the tree".....Smiffy, Blackmoor HFH 2012 long? drive effort.... :whoo:

 

[Crow]

I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
- Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman

 

[Imurg]

Real Men don't cry when they line up their 4th putt:whoo:

 

[Slime]

David Feherty commenting on Vijay Singh's relentless practicing. 'He practices so much that he's hit more balls than Elton John's chin'.

Lee Trvino.
'Christopher Columbus went round the world in 1492, and that's not a bad score considering the course'

Slime.

 

[Stuart_Wales]

hahahahahaha

 

[mcbroon]

"If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of being struck by lightning, walk down the fairway holding up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron from the fairway." Lee Trevino