Golf Random Irritations

[backwoodsman]

Played today for a General Play card. Played a blinder - it was my second best round in the past 6 months. But my Index has still gone up. Grrr.

(Ok, I know why - the card pushed my best round of the last 6 months out of my last 20 - but that doesn't stop it being irritating).

 

[Crazyface]

My putting has got worse, not that it was much good to start with. I'm setting myself up nicely for birdies and not getting any.

 

[Depreston]

Course closed for the second day in a row

this weather man

 

[Beezerk]

Course closed for the second day in a row

this weather man

Same here.
Playing in your invitational in May with John, really looking forward to it.

 

[Boomy]

Henrietta "Henni" Koyack ? presenting anything… Crikey it’s like listening to paint dry, liven up a bit lass ?

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Henrietta "Henni" Koyack ? presenting anything… Crikey it’s like listening to paint dry, liven up a bit lass ?

I don't get how she passed the screen test. She is monotone and totally uninspiring. Surely there were better alternatives out there.

 

[AliMc]

A 5 h'cap sometimes pp who uses his distance measuring device from the edge of the greens, why exactly, just hit the thing ?

 

[phillarrow]

A 5 h'cap sometimes pp who uses his distance measuring device from the edge of the greens, why exactly, just hit the thing ?

That's nothing!

I've played with a 22 handicapper who uses a GPS AND a range finder AND then paces out to the front of the green for everything under 100 yards or so. And yet his ball striking is so woefully inconsistent that none of them are worth doing in isolation, let alone all three together! ?

 

[Dando]

A 5 h'cap sometimes pp who uses his distance measuring device from the edge of the greens, why exactly, just hit the thing ?

A friend of mine uses his DMD to measure his tee shots by zapping back to the tee
He also measures from the edge of green to the flag and every putt to the flag

 

[3offTheTee]

Captains’s Drive In today with Captain due to drive off at 8.45. The Lady Captain did not arrive until 8.45 with 80 members waiting. Not a great start to her period in office!

 

[Slime]

Captains’s Drive In today with Captain due to drive off at 8.45. The Lady Captain did not arrive until 8.45 with 80 members waiting. Not a great start to her period in office!

 

[Dando]

Captains’s Drive In today with Captain due to drive off at 8.45. The Lady Captain did not arrive until 8.45 with 80 members waiting. Not a great start to her period in office!

Did she have trouble parking? ??

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Henrietta "Henni" Koyack ? presenting anything… Crikey it’s like listening to paint dry, liven up a bit lass ?

Someone that has gone a long way on no talent. She was crap when she worked for Sky and now she has gone to the US and married an NFL player her skills haven't improved

 

[3offTheTee]

Did she have trouble parking? ??

No but the first thing she did after getting out of her car was to go to The Captain and give him ‘a quick snog‘ in front of everybody. How to prioritise!

 

[Boomy]

Someone that has gone a long way on no talent. She was crap when she worked for Sky and now she has gone to the US and married an NFL player her skills haven't improved

She’s is still on Sky and based in the UK?

 

[Imurg]

She’s is still on Sky and based in the UK?

She may be over here covering for Sarah Stirk who is still on maternity leave.

 

[IanM]

Bloke today making ball on the green with a tee peg and pretended to repair pitch marks with it too.

 

[patricks148]

My handicap only going up 0.2 even though my best score was knocked out of my 20 yesterday?

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Removing preffered lies a month early when the course isn’t ready

 

[Imurg]

Removing preffered lies a month early when the course isn’t ready

Ours has been extended a month.....