haplesshacker
Money List Winner
Ah well. Something else to add to the ever increasing list of things that one should not be seen with at a forum meet.
At this rate, I might as well not go for fear of being picked up on my poor choices!
For the noobs on here. The list includes.
Shorts.
Black shoes and shorts.
White shorts or trousers.
Thongs!!!!!!
(In fact I might just change into this lot in the car-park!!)
Buggies.
Powered trollies if you're under 45 / 50.
Black golf gloves.
Tour bags.
GoKarts.
14 clubs all from the same brand, particularly if it's one of the high end brands. Ping, Mizzy, etc.
Pings if under 50.
Any make of 'rock' ball.
Anything with 'tour' in the name.
Scorecard holders.
Iphone golf GPS app.
Laser DMD if above 10 h'cap.
Anyone over 18 h'cap using Pro V's.
Any 'box' set of clubs from Argos.
Anything other than a standard wooden tee. Inc. Castle tees, low friction tees etc.
Any clubs by Jack Nicklaus from AG.
Make sure that you don't drive 300 yards, ever.
Using a LW from 2 foot off the green.
You don't have a mate called Retief, or use expensive Japanese irons.
This is not an exhaustive list, and I'm sure I've missed a few.
But the temptation to turn up with this lot is over-whelming.
At this rate, I might as well not go for fear of being picked up on my poor choices!
For the noobs on here. The list includes.
Shorts.
Black shoes and shorts.
White shorts or trousers.
Thongs!!!!!!
(In fact I might just change into this lot in the car-park!!)
Buggies.
Powered trollies if you're under 45 / 50.
Black golf gloves.
Tour bags.
GoKarts.
14 clubs all from the same brand, particularly if it's one of the high end brands. Ping, Mizzy, etc.
Pings if under 50.
Any make of 'rock' ball.
Anything with 'tour' in the name.
Scorecard holders.
Iphone golf GPS app.
Laser DMD if above 10 h'cap.
Anyone over 18 h'cap using Pro V's.
Any 'box' set of clubs from Argos.
Anything other than a standard wooden tee. Inc. Castle tees, low friction tees etc.
Any clubs by Jack Nicklaus from AG.
Make sure that you don't drive 300 yards, ever.
Using a LW from 2 foot off the green.
You don't have a mate called Retief, or use expensive Japanese irons.
This is not an exhaustive list, and I'm sure I've missed a few.
But the temptation to turn up with this lot is over-whelming.