From Peter Jacksons film Meet The Feebles....words spoken by Robert (a Hedgehog with a lisp) to Lucille (a Poodle) after finding her seemingly blind drunk (actually having been drugged by Trevor - a porn movie producing Rat).
The Rock; Sean Connery to Nicholas Cage? Can't remember the characters' names; think Connery's character's first name was John, Cage's surname was Godspeed.