Aye and if my Uncle Dave had a fanny he's be my Auntie.
Your best ever?
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pokerjoke
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Lance armstrong 7 tour de frances.
USER1999
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Hang on, MJ might not run in a macho style, in fact a bit Forrest Gump, but it was fast, and his record speaks for itsef.
His running style was better than Arjen Robben though.
His running style was better than Arjen Robben though.
AuburnWarrior
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Riding a bike all day? The dutch do that - should we give them an award?
Maybe for Amsterdam - mods, put this in OOB and we can have a proper discussion about the mecca of all things naughty.
AuburnWarrior
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Are you saying MJ was gay???
AR - now he is gay!!! Also, he can't run for 20 metres without theatrically throwing himself to the ground, let along 200!!!
USER1999
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AW, you're on form tonight (it's only taken 734 posts).
I know, I'm still waiting.
I know, I'm still waiting.
AuburnWarrior
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I've just been told off by the Wife! She's been out all day at a spa (I wouldn't mind but I forfeited a round in the Sunday swindle to accomodate her needs) and she says "I've been out all day, I've not spoken to you all day and all you can do is sit on that damned forum!"
Mods, am I able to try and sell my Wife in the for sale section??? I can even put pictures up if needed.........
USER1999
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But how much would the postage be?
HomerJSimpson
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I'll lend you mine but you couldn't afford the rates. Lovely dinner of liver and bacon and onion gravy and shes just offered to clean my golf shoes for me. I am truley the luckierst guy on here from a wife understanding me and golf!
AuburnWarrior
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No other f**ker does!!!
Hold on to her son - I fear you're punching well above your weight.........
If I asked my Wife to clean my shoes - well, I'd probably be out the game for a while.
AuburnWarrior
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Probably best to try second class.
Nope but 11 Premier league titles, 4 FA cups, 3 league cups, 2 Champions league, 1 UEFA super cup, 1 Intercontinental cup and 1 FIFA club world cup make him pretty special in my eyes.
If he'd been English he'd have cleaned up!!!
He was, when he was a junior wasn't he ?
AuburnWarrior
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Nope but 11 Premier league titles, 4 FA cups, 3 league cups, 2 Champions league, 1 UEFA super cup, 1 Intercontinental cup and 1 FIFA club world cup make him pretty special in my eyes.
If he'd been English he'd have cleaned up!!!
He was, when he was a junior wasn't he ?
Yes, because he went to an English school. As soon as he was a 'senior' he had no English link family-wise.
Spoff
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Steve Davis/Stephen Hendry?
Although given recent newspaper reports...
Although given recent newspaper reports...
Spinn77
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Its a misconception that Giggs could have played for England.
he went to a school in England, so played for the English Schoolboy side. At International level he could have only played for Wales. Shame really though
he went to a school in England, so played for the English Schoolboy side. At International level he could have only played for Wales. Shame really though
DingleBerry
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Ran like Forest Gump!!
Adrena1in
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Was always into athletics, and the achievements that stand out for me are, (in addition to some that have already been mentioned);
Sergey Bubka, multiple world and olympic record holder in the Pole Vault.
Al Oerter, gold in the Discus in four consecutive Olympics.
Usain Bolt will probably be crowned the greatest athelete ever...don't see him getting beaten for a long long time.
Sergey Bubka, multiple world and olympic record holder in the Pole Vault.
Al Oerter, gold in the Discus in four consecutive Olympics.
Usain Bolt will probably be crowned the greatest athelete ever...don't see him getting beaten for a long long time.
pokerjoke
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Bubkas a good one set the bar higher than anyone else[good pun]
USER1999
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As long as no one mentions Isimbaeva (sp?). She can jump way higher than the current record (her own), but prefers to beat it millimeters at a time and pick up $50k each time. Ok, so it's good money, but in my view is poor form. Set a record that is the best you can do, and stop faffing about. Show the world how good you are.
pokerjoke
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Bubka used to do that too and i think he beat his own world record over twenty times,nice cash if you can do it.
