The "definitive" Old Farts v Whippersnappers thread.......

[Khamelion]

If any emergency changes are required in the whippersnappers team, please use the baby changing room .

Would that be behind the TOFs queue, as you all wait to change your Kanga's, I've kindly provided the link HERE so the TOFs can stock up.

 

[williamalex1]

Would that be behind the TOFs queue, as you all wait to change your Kanga's, I've kindly provided the link HERE so the TOFs can stock up.

I use the Billy Connelly type , just tie a string round each ankle, and empty later. They hold about 2 gallon in each leg.:rofl:

 

[Leftie]

Just remind us Phil how you fared against a couple of old timers at Blackmoor last week



:ears::ears:

Hmmmm No come back from Phil.

Strange that

 

[chrisd]

Hmmmm No come back from Phil.

Strange that

Remind me Leftie ........... how did he do, I can't remember

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Hmmmm No come back from Phil.

Strange that

Im still traumatised after someone attempted to hit us

I believe your partner had home advantage that day

 

[Leftie]

Im still traumatised after someone attempted to hit us

I believe you and your partner had age advantage that day

Excuses, excuses .....

btw, that someone was suffering from severe earache at that stage and thought that that shot might just shut the pair of you up. It worked too :whoo: but only for about half a minute or so.:angry: Don't know what all the fuss was about. Neither of you had to move - it went between you.

 

[sandmagnet]

Hmmmm No come back from Phil.

Strange that

I'm astounded Bruce that you remember last week tbh! You normally forget that people are still to play on the tee before you drive off

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Excuses, excuses .....

btw, that someone was suffering from severe earache at that stage and thought that that shot might just shut the pair of you up. It worked too :whoo: but only for about half a minute or so.:angry: Don't know what all the fuss was about. Neither of you had to move - it went between you.

I think the movement was more down to shock and fearing for our kneecaps

 

[Smiffy]

If anybody else fancies this, I might have a place available.....

 

[Khamelion]

I'd like to raise an objection against the Whippersnappers captain (Kraxx).

Grounds for the objection are, that while arranging the lads (Me, Kraxx and a coupe of others) Christmas night out, his reply to an email was and I quote "Lets gave a good meal somewhere but not in town", apart from the dodgy spelling, Evidence point No.1 his reply to the town being to noisy was, and again I quote, "Yeah", mark this as evidence No.2.

For Evidence point number 1, this shows a distinct lack of technical skill with a mobile phone, which is somewhat an Old Fart trait.

and

For Evidence point number 2, surely a whippersnapper would be out among the lovelies in their Mrs Claus skimpy fancy dress gear and not wanting to suck on a Werthers in a remote country side pub next to the fire, which is again an Old Fart trait.

I put it to the rank and file that Kraxx is indeed an Old Fart in disguise who has been smuggled into the Whippersnapper ranks to cause chaos and mayhem, sabotage the team selection and overdose the Whipper Snappers morning coffee with excessive amounts on sanatogen.

Then again he could be a double agent and the above is a double bluff to lure the Old Farts into a false sense of security.

 

[moogie]

I'd like to raise an objection against the Whippersnappers captain (Kraxx).

Grounds for the objection are, that while arranging the lads (Me, Kraxx and a coupe of others) Christmas night out, his reply to an email was and I quote "Lets gave a good meal somewhere but not in town", apart from the dodgy spelling, Evidence point No.1 his reply to the town being to noisy was, and again I quote, "Yeah", mark this as evidence No.2.

For Evidence point number 1, this shows a distinct lack of technical skill with a mobile phone, which is somewhat an Old Fart trait.

and

For Evidence point number 2, surely a whippersnapper would be out among the lovelies in their Mrs Claus skimpy fancy dress gear and not wanting to suck on a Werthers in a remote country side pub next to the fire, which is again an Old Fart trait.

I put it to the rank and file that Kraxx is indeed an Old Fart in disguise who has been smuggled into the Whippersnapper ranks to cause chaos and mayhem, sabotage the team selection and overdose the Whipper Snappers morning coffee with excessive amounts on sanatogen.

Then again he could be a double agent and the above is a double bluff to lure the Old Farts into a false sense of security.

Dave......so what you are saying is, he's gonna be a CRAP Captain....??
Has he even decided on shirt colours yet....??
Or will "shirt-gate" continue until he sees what Santa brings.......

 

[Kraxx68]

I'd like to raise an objection against the Whippersnappers captain (Kraxx).

Grounds for the objection are, that while arranging the lads (Me, Kraxx and a coupe of others) Christmas night out, his reply to an email was and I quote "Lets gave a good meal somewhere but not in town", apart from the dodgy spelling, Evidence point No.1 his reply to the town being to noisy was, and again I quote, "Yeah", mark this as evidence No.2.

For Evidence point number 1, this shows a distinct lack of technical skill with a mobile phone, which is somewhat an Old Fart trait.

and

For Evidence point number 2, surely a whippersnapper would be out among the lovelies in their Mrs Claus skimpy fancy dress gear and not wanting to suck on a Werthers in a remote country side pub next to the fire, which is again an Old Fart trait.

I put it to the rank and file that Kraxx is indeed an Old Fart in disguise who has been smuggled into the Whippersnapper ranks to cause chaos and mayhem, sabotage the team selection and overdose the Whipper Snappers morning coffee with excessive amounts on sanatogen.

Then again he could be a double agent and the above is a double bluff to lure the Old Farts into a false sense of security.

Objection noted but denied, as I'm using my age seniority over your post - as for dodgy text, my fat figgers keep hitting the wrong button & I'm too busy to delete & re/type

 

[Khamelion]

Has he even decided on shirt colours yet....??
Or will "shirt-gate" continue until he sees what Santa brings.......

On the shirt colour, Yes, No, Maybe, Yes, No, definitely, no, yes, maybe, possibly, no, yes, he's very decisive, sometimes, maybe.

 

[Khamelion]

Objection noted but denied, as I'm using my age seniority over your post - as for dodgy text, my fat figgers keep hitting the wrong button & I'm too busy to delete & re/type

So denying you're a TOF spy or a WS double agent, is that a double double bluff then?

 

[Fish]

I see the children are playing up again, tantrums in the classrooms, nothing the back of a slipper wouldn't sort out 😂😂

 

[rosecott]

I see the children are playing up again, tantrums in the classrooms, nothing the back of a slipper wouldn't sort out 

Nah! They're just being immature Geordies.

 

[Kraxx68]

On the shirt colour, Yes, No, Maybe, Yes, No, definitely, no, yes, maybe, possibly, no, yes, he's very decisive, sometimes, maybe.

I'll spit me dummy out & someone else can captain

 

[Kraxx68]

Nah! They're just being immature Geordies.

Oi stop picking on us young ones

 

[Khamelion]

I see the children are playing up again, tantrums in the classrooms, nothing the back of a slipper wouldn't sort out ����

Nah! They're just being immature Geordies.

Ohhhh

 

[Hobbit]

I'd like to raise an objection against the Whippersnappers captain (Kraxx).

Grounds for the objection are, that while arranging the lads (Me, Kraxx and a coupe of others) Christmas night out, his reply to an email was and I quote "Lets gave a good meal somewhere but not in town", apart from the dodgy spelling, Evidence point No.1 his reply to the town being to noisy was, and again I quote, "Yeah", mark this as evidence No.2.

For Evidence point number 1, this shows a distinct lack of technical skill with a mobile phone, which is somewhat an Old Fart trait.

and

For Evidence point number 2, surely a whippersnapper would be out among the lovelies in their Mrs Claus skimpy fancy dress gear and not wanting to suck on a Werthers in a remote country side pub next to the fire, which is again an Old Fart trait.

I put it to the rank and file that Kraxx is indeed an Old Fart in disguise who has been smuggled into the Whippersnapper ranks to cause chaos and mayhem, sabotage the team selection and overdose the Whipper Snappers morning coffee with excessive amounts on sanatogen.

Then again he could be a double agent and the above is a double bluff to lure the Old Farts into a false sense of security.

Dave, may I ask where you had your evening meal the other evening. Was it not in a country pub, and did you not say it was fantastic? Does this not also suggest you have Old Fart tendencies?

As an aside did the Old Fart poison not work, i.e. how is your gippy tummy after eating with the big boys?