The "definitive" Old Farts v Whippersnappers thread.......

Here I am throwing down the gauntlet to you fuddy duddys!

On the Monday I'll be out second.... so putchya name dahn why doncha!:ears:


(All opinions expressed above are those of the author and are in no way condoned by the Captain. Old Farts should therefore not rely on them as a true representation of facts.)




Sorry I forgot you coffin dodgers are blind as well as senile. Just for you...

Here I am throwing down the gauntlet to you fuddy duddys!

On the Monday I'll be out second.... so putchya name dahn why doncha!:ears:




(All opinions expressed above are those of the author and are in no way condoned by the Captain. Old Farts should therefore not rely on them as a true representation of facts.)
:ears::ears::ears::ears::ears:
 
OK WHIPPERSNAPPERS.....
Can i get your handicaps... just gives me an idea for Team format for the pairings etc, not that i am taking this seriously... ;)

That's sounding a bit too technical for me.
My pairings will be decided on waist size, with the gutbuckets going out early to help trample the rough down a bit.
A combined weight of 42 stone is guaranteed to put us a point or two up on the leaderboard early doors.
 
That's sounding a bit too technical for me.
My pairings will be decided on waist size, with the gutbuckets going out early to help trample the rough down a bit.
A combined weight of 42 stone is guaranteed to put us a point or two up on the leaderboard early doors.

34" but with some diligent training I'm hoping to be 38" by June.
 
That's sounding a bit too technical for me.
My pairings will be decided on waist size, with the gutbuckets going out early to help trample the rough down a bit.
A combined weight of 42 stone is guaranteed to put us a point or two up on the leaderboard early doors.


That's what I like about you Smiffy, a great team Captain- nothing left to chance!
 
Come on stu, send us a PM......feeling sooooo left out ;)


While you're at it captain, make your 1st captains decision on the bleeding colours....!!

I still can't belive you're a whippersnapper. Were you born in a leap year? It's still times four you know.
 
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